In this spin-off of CtO, there is a lovely city called Lolcatia! Unfortunately, the previous villains of CtO are pissed off at Lolcatia for it's causing them to be killed by intrepid Objective Completers. So, they decided to level the city! Little do they know that the Objective Completers are ready to protect their city...
Rick! Sense sonic is in the outer reachs of space (for all i know), can i be your apprentice? Use me for whatever you need! Heck, turn me into a cyborg werewolf zombie vampire bionic android mutant cyborg symbiote for all i care! Also, on a side project of my plan for a experiment, i study symbiotes and symbiotic species. Also, if possible, i clone my self complete with shock collars, mind control, and standered armor and weapons as soldiers for rick. Even if he DOESNT accept me.
Darth, if you're looking to be an apprentice, be mine. Who needs traitors and mercenaries when you can study how to chop things up close? *Gives Darth a battle-ax and chain mail* Now go out there and decapitate some DCor!
Someone hit the Space Railgun to fire! Clear the impact zone! 5...4...3...2...1...KABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! Well, there goes the Ambushers...and most of Lolcatia's walls...The evacuation kinda made all the autos stop today...
@loco5: You get too distracted with building the mini-mall to make a tracking system. Now, where are we going to get the Chaos Gel and Cockatrices to supply them now? Plus, the old place had a McDonalds.
@TheNameWithNoNumbers: Bombers will take too long to rev up!
@rivercrab01: The frost wyrm is instead instantly exploded. D'OH!
@Darkfire45: You give the Necros an extra $3000 to revive Adolecents.
@ericthai1: I think it's more amusing to allow you to make the rattlesnake/cyote crossbreed from Fallout: New Vegas for $2000.
I'm... I'm alive? I sigh in relief... I guess it's over... for now. I shout at the riflemen to get off their lazy ***** and to get to work on rebuilding the wall. I order some bazooka-men to get into the RED Team APC so we can finish off the Hunters. I order the bombers and missile turrets to hammer the Hunters, to thin them out before we came to finish them off. I order everyone who is idle to help repair the wall and defend LOLCatia in case of another ambush.
Ahh... crap. I insult the EPBED, break up with it, then apologize to it just in time before it boards the train and leaves my life forever. The EPBED decides to stay, and then we then hug each other and life goes back the way it was. And then I fire mah layzar.
...Woopsie. Didn't see that coming. Guess I help the Engie repair the walls, and also work on building a deflector shield so another blast from the railgun only blows up the enemies. Reminds me of Catastrophe from EBF1.
