In this spin-off of CtO, there is a lovely city called Lolcatia! Unfortunately, the previous villains of CtO are pissed off at Lolcatia for it's causing them to be killed by intrepid Objective Completers. So, they decided to level the city! Little do they know that the Objective Completers are ready to protect their city...
@GeminiDelta: The Fire Elementals and Flamer Trolls burn the DCor for killing 29! Also, if you drop Spy, you lose the whole APC. As for the scouters, they get made and HOOOOOOOLY CRAAAAAP! The scouters show another 900 Ambushers hiding and 200 Hunters far off!
@tom0000009: You don't have enough for that much fortification. And clining sonic is a VERY bad idea.
@loco5: The Ambushers dodge the bullets and aren't fazed by the rockets.
@ichigo773: You kill yourself, but you don't qualify for a soul reaper. *******.
@rivercrab01: OOOOOOH. You send 5 Ambushers flying with a EPBED blast!
@Nicholas98: The Loki's design does not allow for being downsized. Whoops.
@Rick073: You manage to mod down a DCor with a machine gun. Also, don't shoot the head, shoot the pulsating blobs.
The Bazookas blow up 7 DCor!
The Attacking force can't get back there yet!
The Electric and Ice Elementals try to shock them, but the DCor are unaffected!
The Wind Elementals kick up a tornado!
The Jedi Knights create a barrier to hold back the Ambushers!
The King-Fu Kittehs can't even get close to the Ambushers!
The Frost Wyrms(Which are still babies! BABIES!) try to freeze the DCor, but can't do anything to them!
i rage, burn down the starbucks, build a minimall with a starbucks and a kfc and everything else then i buy the parts necessary to make an advanced tracking system
****! I take my Kevlar Vest. "Oh ****, Oh ****..." I grab my Sub-Meme-Gun and Radio. I run out towards the battlefield, feeling slightly fatigued. The battles have taken their toll on me... I take cover outside the entrance to LOLcatia. I turn on the radio.
/TNWNN: [Censored]! Send in those [Censored] bombers right now! /Operator: Alright, what's the coordinates? /TNWNN: 20% outside of Lolcatia! /Operator: Sir, you're going to be hit in the blas- /TNWNN: Send it.
With the railgun.
/transmission_ended.
I brace myself. I'd probably die here... If I was lucky, I'd be knocked out... I heard the scream of the bombs fall...
I countinue my plan, except instead of hair, i use their flesh for the potion. Doesnt work? Toenails/finger nails. Not work? Blood. Not work? Tooth. Pretty much try every peice of them until it works. Small peices so i can use more then once.
FUUU- WTH. Okay, arm that Space Railgun at the 80% mark and fire it at full-strength to annihalate the DCor underneath.
I also join the battlefield personally with my old exoskeleton (borrowed from the scientists for now) and a flamethrower. "DIE DCOR DIE!" I yell, burning everything that gets close to me.
And aim the Giant Magnifying glass to fry the unburied ambushers.
Before I do all that however, I order in a magic circle to be charged. I believe they cost 20,000? Yes, it did. i'll buy it, then continue engaging the ambushers personally.
Fine i keep trying for years! then i come back! also ****IT i will go through any means to become a soul reaper!(if u havent seen bleach u dont know what im talking about)
