Forums → Forum Games → Complete the Objective Spin-off: Save Lolcatia!

Order the bombers to start bombing every turn.

oh god why am i doing this... get one of the banshees to parachute down an alien facehugger into one of the tanks...

Wave 1: Tank Army!
Enemies: 92 Tanks
Xenotank: 15,000 HP
Enemies Status: Tanks: Advancing(20% to Lolcatia)
Resistances:
Weaknesses:
Allies:
Damaged:
Critical:
Dead:
Status: Bombing Run-2 Turns
Annoying(Warning):
Irradiated to Goo(banned):

Lolcatia Status:
HP: 100,000/100,000
Status: None
Defense Budget: $9800($1400 Income)
1st Transobjective Bank: $8000, 25% security

Defense force:
120/200 Bazookas (Regulars)
10/10 Sumo Kittehs (Maegashira)
2/5 Missile Turrets
Attacking force:
100/100 Riflemen (Recruit)
6/40 Trolls (Flamer)
8/50 Main Battle Tanks
1/5 Bombers(Spawn:3 turns)
Support Force:
5/5 Chaosmancers (Apprentice)(Cooldown: 2 turns)
9/20 Banshees (Deathawk)
16/80 King-fu Kittehs (White Belt)
Heroes:
Lv.1 Youtube Artist (600 HP)

@loco5: They auto-train anyways.

To hire the TF2 Engie costs $2000.

@sonicheroes95: It costs $5000 to start a Cat Food Factory.

@ericthat1: Bombing run started! 2 tanks will be killed per turn for 3 turns! However, it might also damage any allies close to the tanks.

@rick073: Congratulations! You have just made a Xenotank for the enemy. Maybe we can have a troll commandeer it...

The MBTs are forces to back off to avoid being bombed!

The Banshees are forced to back off to clear the air space!

i hire 3 and have them SMACK DAT TURRET! and dispensers :3

i just got tf2 today

ok, let's start it, then hire Meow Meow from epic battle fantasy.

So I'm invincible, huh? Well, I grab a sword and shotgun, and I go tank hunting!

protip: i have to activate the uber charge myself, and it's my current patient and myself that's invincible.

Let's proceed with buying Premium-grade cat food. Also, invest some research into giant magnifying glasses that concentrate the sun's rays into deadly accurate beams of DEATH.

Alright then I purchase one Beta suit and one Alpha suit. Suit up soliders.

-.- that didnt go as i planned... i was planning for the drivers to be infested, killed, then the infestation spread to the other tanks, or that the xenos tear the tanks apart... i keep dropping facehuggers on the tanks.

I pull out a mah truste' pip-boy 3000, and loot all the tank wreckage fallout 3 style, you know, picking up random chess sets and wastelander wanderer clothes from it. After i have looted all the wreckage, i pawn it all off in Lolcatia.

Wave 1: Tank Army!
Enemies: 89 Tanks
Xenotank: 15,000 HP
Enemies Status: Tanks: Advancing(20% to Lolcatia)
Resistances:
Weaknesses:
Allies:
Damaged:
Critical:
Dead:
Status: Bombing Run-2 Turns
Annoying(Warning):
Irradiated to Goo(banned):

Lolcatia Status:
HP: 100,000/100,000
Status: None
Defense Budget: $5700($1400 Income)
1st Transobjective Bank: $8000, 25% security

Defense force:
130/200 Bazookas (Regulars)
10/10 Sumo Kittehs (Maegashira)
3/5 Missile Turrets
Attacking force:
100/100 Riflemen (Recruit)
8/40 Trolls (Flamer)
8/50 Main Battle Tanks
1/5 Bombers(Spawn:2 turns)
Support Force:
5/5 Chaosmancers (Apprentice)(Cooldown: 1 turns)
9/20 Banshees (Deathawk)
16/80 King-fu Kittehs (White Belt)
Heroes:
Lv.1 Youtube Artist (600 HP)
Lv.1 Engineer (1500 HP)
Lv.2 Meow Meow (1500 HP)
Lv.1 Aphla Commander Suit (3000 HP)

@loco5: You can only hire one Engie. Do you want the sentry at the front or at the city?

@sonicheroes95: You hire Lv.1 Meow Meow! He likes to cut. He also likes to be leveled up with cat food.

@rivercrab01: Unfortunately, the sword and shotgun do nothing to the tanks.

@GeminiDelta: You buy some cat food for Meow Meow, and it costs $200 to make a giant magnifying glass.

@CommanderDude7: After wild mass spending by your allies, you now can only afford an Aphla.

@rick073: You do realize that will just give us more Xenotanks we have to kill, right?

@DarthNerd: You go around and collect $4000 in junk.

Meow Meow has to find his sword before the tanks can all die...

The Aphla Commander Suit is busy getting geared up!

the sentry at the city

god i love the sentry, i put it high/corner area with a dispenser right behind me is the best way to own :P

anywho i have him put a dispenser in the front on an area of cover and teleporters to the battlefield

i think i'll hire a sniper (from the TF2 game)

next, i help Meow Meow find his sword.

I also help meow meow find his sword, whilst scavengeing.