In this spin-off of CtO, there is a lovely city called Lolcatia! Unfortunately, the previous villains of CtO are pissed off at Lolcatia for it's causing them to be killed by intrepid Objective Completers. So, they decided to level the city! Little do they know that the Objective Completers are ready to protect their city...
"Ugh. Never happy with what I do, huh, War?" I take out my OKJEEZFINE revolver. I use every single ounce of my memedrenaline to preform a memedrenaline rush. (ME2 Reference yay) I try to headshot Sonic when he's busy trying to hack into War's back. Well, looks like War's got the dragons. Now it's me against an android boss that has 80,000+ HP left. ****.
War tosses TNWNN death's scythe, y'know, from when the Horseman were 4 normal sized guys and not 1 bosskiller giant. And a set of Dragonslayer armour, too. "Use it well!" he roars, punting the Fatalis right in his privates.
I snap out of my focus to recieve the Armor and weapon. Well, this is slightly better than that flimsy Flame-Resistant Vest... I take off said vest and drop my gun to be added with the new equipment. I snap back into the Memedrenaline rush, and start slicing at Sonic.
"that's it! JUST TRY TO KEEP UP YA *******!" i proceed to unleash a light speed combo of sword slashes on TNWNN, finishing off with a fully charged spirit combo.
(Sonic, you uh, DO realize the Dragonslayer armour is practically IMMUNE to magic and slash-type attacks? So your spirit combos and slashes are minimally effective? Now, Dragonslayer armour IS less resistant to crush-type attacks, but I don't see a hammer in your arsenal. Might wanna get one before TNWNN PWNS you?)
"Bugger this!" I use my Memedrenaline rush to slow down my view just enough so I can get out of the way. "****ing shooter..." I toss a plasma grenade to make Sonic duck under cover. I then run to the back, and just as it explodes, jump up and slice at his face several times. "How do you like this?"
I get somme remote charges and runup onto the wal. I go up onto a tower then start raining down charges onto the ground. at 90% of the distance, i will activate 20 charges that should do some damage. In the mean time, i also buy some cannons for the walls so we can shoot at them from far away.
