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War intervenes, tackling tom out of the way from the grenade. "TNWNN! DOUBLE-TEAM?" He roars, changing his Jewelbat for...Xigbar's needle rifles! War then starts teleport-shooting at sonic from all angles!

After Death revives Famine, the three cast a spell on Death, massively increasing his size to about the same as the Fatalis! Gigadeath grabs the Damocles sword, and slashes at the dragon's heads with it!
"YOU DO NOT MESS WITH A GIANT HOLDING A HUGEASS SWORD."
Oh, and then famine and pestillence start calling forth Collossi from Shadow of the Collossus. ;D

(It seems I change my plans a lot, kyle. Just use the most recent one when you're deciding my outcome. ^.^ <3 kthxnowbacktodefendinglolcatia)

(@Tom: Closed his eyes. Enough for my character to GTFO)
"Bollocks. This should be fun."
I grab my 357. OKJEEZFINE revolver, and start firing rounds at Sonic, now funneling my memedrenaline to watch for counter attacks.
If he tries to use Chaos Control to it's fullest extent... I'm going to have to use a special weapon...
By breaking one of the rules of the internet.

i proceed to use chaos punishment to teleport to behind War and slash him, then chain another one to teleport to behind TNWNN and slash him as well.

GeminiDelta, can you revive me again so Sonic can brutally murder me into non-existence again?

"Ah, these flame resistant vests- resistant to cutting..."

Jeez, he's going to burn through my armor in another strike.
I turn around, and without hesitation, fire in sonic's face.

If he's hitting then I think you should run away and recover.

Wave 5: Penance 2: Sonicheroes
Enemies:
Android Sonicheroes95(86,000 HP)
Chameleos(20,000 HP)
Lao-Shan-Lung(100,000 HP)
Crimson Fatalis(28,000 HP)(RAAAAAAAAAGE!)
Ancient Rathian(50,000 HP)
Gold Rathian(31,000 HP)
Silver Rathalos(30,000 HP)
Rudodiora(20,000 HP)
Doragyurosu(30,000 HP)
Teostra(34,500 HP)
Lunastra(20,000 HP)(RAAAAAAAAAAAAGE)
Kushala Daora(14,000 HP)(RAAAAAAAAAAAAGE)
Progress: 75% (100% Sonicheroes95, 60% Fatalis)
Status:
Resistances:
Weaknesses: Dragon
Immunity: Various
Neutrals:
Allies:
Damaged: Poobaloofa, rick073
Critical:
Dead: tom0000009
Status:
Annoying(Warning): Poobaloofa
Irradiated to Goo(banned):

Lolcatia Status:
HP: 300,000/300,000
Status: None
Defense Budget: $60,500 ($20,800 Income)
1st Transobjective Bank: $75,000, 20% security

Defense force:
200/200 Bazookas (Troopers)
10/10 Sumo Kittehs (Maegashira)
14/40 Siege Tanks (Private)
5/5 Missile Turrets
5/5 Laser Turrets
Anti-Artillery Tower
Giant Magnifiying Glass
Lv.2 Sentry
Lv.1 Dispenser
Attacking force:
4/10 Dragona Noir (Adult)
100/100 Riflemen (Recruit)
40/40 Trolls (Flamer)
50/50 Main Battle Tanks
5/5 Bombers(Spawn:2 turns)
109 Supercharged Creepers(Hard Mode)
30/40 Arnies (Spawn: 3 Turns)
20/20 Spiders (Demonic)
16/20 Goliaths (Private)
Support Force:
80/80 King-fu Kittehs (Yellow Belt)
30/30 Jedi (Knights)
8/10 Basilisks (Whelps)
9/9 Assassins (Recluta)(3 Turns spawn)
20/20 Frost Wyrms (Dragons)
7/10 Electric Elementals (Power)(2 Turns spawn)
7/10 Wind Elementals (Wind)(2 Turns spawn)
6/10 Fire Elementals (Fire) (2 Turns spawn)
6/10 Ice Elementals (Ice) (2 Turns spawn)
1/10 Arcana Elementals(Space) (6 turns spawn)
Heroes:
Lv.5 Youtube Artist (DEAD)(Comedian)
Lv.3 Robo Meow Meow (DEAD)
Lv.4 Aphla Commander Suit (DEAD)
Lv.3 Bata Commander Suit (DEAD)
Lv.10 Xenotank (30,000 HP)
Lv.6 Super Solder(DEAD)
Lv.4 Ezio Auditore (DEAD)
Lv.3 Hell Incarnate Vengeance (30,000 HP)
Lv.3 RED Team APC (25,000 HP)(General)
Lv.1 KarmaMONOCULOUS! (45,000 HP)
Lv.2 Atlas-000 (DEAD)
Lv.2 Dalta Commander Suit (30,000 HP)
Lv.2 Gama Commander Suit (22,500 HP)

@Darkfire45: They can only really take on one target, so they attack Chameleos for 5000 damage! The Frost Wyrms bombard Lunastra with Dragon attacks while the Ice elementals do their thing, dealing 10,000 damage! KD is thunder reistant for some reason here (seems you're a better hunter here...) so they attack Rathian for 7000 damage!

@CommanderDude7: You restore your health and buff both health and stamina to max!

@GeminiDelta: You'll need more than one. Hero souls make for fairly large amounts of life. Especially the naturally regenerating ones like ours.

@TheNameWithNoNumbers: sonic ducks the knife, allowing you to backstab him for 12,000 damage!

@sonicheroes95: You would, but TNWNN just stabbed you in the spine. You did manage to bomb tom again.

@DarthNerd: You open fire on the wall.

@tom0000009: Eeyup.

@bigfatkitty: The dragons all jump on you for that idea.

Chameleos rages, thr roar stunning the heroes...again...

1 turn until a big, fat-*** sword crashes onto Lolcatia!

...thats it im moving... *moves out of lolcatia* dont wory im still fighting for you guys, im just not getting hit by a giant sword ^_^

... was not expecting that.... now then, i'm gonna form a shortsword in my free hand out of pure chaos energy. "tck, dodge this!" i proceed to use chaos snap to rapidly teleport between enemies in the area and slash them with my swords before finishing the combo by teleporting to War and slaming the chaos shortsword into his back, before ending the teleport combo by landing on a rooftop.

I send out every single creeper out to blow the **** out of the dragons. I also buy water elementals and upgrade them.

also, i'm applying super form, so i don't die vita giant *** sword.

Blow the sword away to wshere the dragons are with the missile turrets

Hey, I have a question, How come tnwn has been able to continually damage Sonic without a scratch? I don't think your being fair kylelolcat.

(Tom, TNWNN just got 12,000 damage in!)
After using a precious phoenix down (Or sacrificing several King-fu kittehs if that doesent work) to bring back Famine, the four Horseman morph together (Also to save war from sonic's backstab), into a GIANT! The new giant jumps up, grabs the sword as it passes him, then lands at the 50% mark, making big shockwaves. He roars to stun the enemy (and possibly deafen them), then says in a normal voice "I'll take care of the dragons! TNWNN, go after sonic!" Giant, fat-*** sword in hand, he starts hacking off dragon heads.