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i roll over to get up, and fire a few more bomb/pierce arrows at TNWNN(don't know weither i can use bomb arrows or not...)

Woops. *buys out gambit shop, implements gambits again, after...* (You have no idea what i'm risking to be on here.)

WW attempts to upgrade itself to World War 2 (!!!) and also telekinetically changes the command line in android tom from cognate->team->betray->2 to cognate->target->GeminiDelta->Mimic/support!

Hopefully the above line will suggest *nudgenudge* to tom to HELP ME NAO!

Last thing: Keep reviving the heroes ASAP until they're all revived and at 100% health, then have them charge the weakest dragon!

I call in mah alien pals from post apoctlyptic DC, tellin' em' to bring in mother ship zeta and send in at least some reacon crafts to help us out down here! I mean, come on. A standered pistol for a reacon craft pilot does TONS of damage. How much do you think it would do when they actully sent in ships to ATTACK?

I dive for some cover to ready my Sinister Saint for a super phial burst.

...Idea comes to mind: How's about we contact GREEN team (?) to come help us? YELLOW team too?

Hey umm, I'd rather have no programming. I'd prefer to have my own free will to do whatever I please. IF you don't comply, I'll use my dimensional hopping device to run away into another dimension.

Don't worry tom, you do. The command lines are just suggestions. And seeing as WW is taking a beating, HELP PLOX D:

Oh so I don't have to follow them?

You don't have to, but someone's gotta keep me healed and supported while I kick the crap out of these dragons. Mind helping?

"Oi!"
I run from the arrows, narrowly escaping with my life. "We have about a dozen defenders and no one else is helping us with Sonic and the dragons!?"
I stick a plasma grenade onto the sword, letting the plasma explode.
"I can only hope this turns it into a plasma sword and not a pile of ash." I pick up the sword and use all my energy to get to Sonic and slash at him several times.
"God, I'm tired...
Got to kill him before I can take a nap, though."

hmmmm... what does tom's suit run off of now? i could just EMP you here and now to save some effort later down the road... dont make me...

Well, I'd prefer no programming that will influence what I'm doing. Anyways, First let me go get some weapons (soul calibur and soul edge from the soul calibur video game series)

Wave 5: Penance 2: Sonicheroes
Enemies:
Android Sonicheroes95(82,000 HP)
Chameleos(DEAD)
Lao-Shan-Lung(100,000 HP)
Crimson Fatalis(20,000 HP)(RAAAAAAAAAGE!)
Ancient Rathian(DEAD)
Gold Rathian(31,000 HP)
Silver Rathalos(30,000 HP)
Rudodiora(20,000 HP)
Doragyurosu(30,000 HP)
Teostra(34,500 HP)
Lunastra(20,000 HP)(RAAAAAAAAAAAAGE)
Kushala Daora(10,000 HP)(RAAAAAAAAAAAAGE)
Progress: 75% (100% Sonicheroes95, 60% Fatalis)
Status:
Resistances:
Weaknesses: Dragon
Immunity: Various
Neutrals:
Allies:
World War(20,000 HP)
Damaged: Poobaloofa, rick073
Critical:
Dead: tom0000009
Status:
Annoying(Warning): Poobaloofa
Irradiated to Goo(banned):

Lolcatia Status:
HP: 290,000/300,000
Status: None
Defense Budget: $46,300 ($20,800 Income)
1st Transobjective Bank: $75,000, 20% security

Defense force:
200/200 Bazookas (Troopers)
10/10 Sumo Kittehs (Maegashira)
14/40 Siege Tanks (Private)
5/5 Missile Turrets
5/5 Laser Turrets
Anti-Artillery Tower
Giant Magnifiying Glass
Lv.2 Sentry
Lv.1 Dispenser
Attacking force:
4/10 Dragona Noir (Adult)
100/100 Riflemen (Recruit)
40/40 Trolls (Flamer)
50/50 Main Battle Tanks
5/5 Bombers(Spawn:2 turns)
100 Supercharged Creepers(Hard Mode)
30/40 Arnies (Spawn: 3 Turns)
20/20 Spiders (Demonic)
16/20 Goliaths (Private)
Support Force:
80/80 King-fu Kittehs (Yellow Belt)
30/30 Jedi (Knights)
8/10 Basilisks (Whelps)
9/9 Assassins (Recluta)(3 Turns spawn)
20/20 Frost Wyrms (Dragons)
7/10 Electric Elementals (Power)(2 Turns spawn)
7/10 Wind Elementals (Typhoon)(2 Turns spawn)
6/10 Fire Elementals (Blaze) (2 Turns spawn)
6/10 Ice Elementals (Tundra) (2 Turns spawn)
1/10 Arcana Elementals(Galaxy) (6 turns spawn)
1/10 Water Elementals(Tsunami) (6 turns spawn)
Heroes:
Lv.5 Youtube Artist (DEAD)(Comedian)
Lv.3 Robo Meow Meow (DEAD)
Lv.4 Aphla Commander Suit (DEAD)
Lv.3 Bata Commander Suit (DEAD)
Lv.10 Xenotank (30,000 HP)
Lv.6 Super Solder(DEAD)
Lv.4 Ezio Auditore (DEAD)
Lv.3 Hell Incarnate Vengeance (30,000 HP)
Lv.3 RED Team APC (25,000 HP)(General)
Lv.1 KarmaMONOCULOUS! (45,000 HP)
Lv.2 Atlas-000 (DEAD)
Lv.2 Dalta Commander Suit (30,000 HP)
Lv.2 Gama Commander Suit (22,500 HP)

@Darkfire45: Due to the mass imbalance of unit numbers, we end up with a frozen deadly puddle.

@sonicheroes95: TNWNN barley dodges the bombs! Also, DARK SUPER ACTIVATED.

@GeminiDelta: Unfortunately, that betray line is staying and activating in two turns. However, You do get tom0000009 to support you! Also, I'M RUNNING OUT OF EXCUSES TO NOT REVIVE HEROES!

@DarthNerd: Instead of aliens, you get Lone Wanderer on the line!

LW: Lolcatia? Oh yeah, that city we're sieging. I'll have the wave warp in next, those dragons are making the zone too hot. Over and out.

Way to go, DN.

@CommanderDude7: You dive for cover and Super Phial Burst...right into a cloaked Chameleos, killing it. Ooh, tail!

@TNWNN: The plasma grenade obliterates the sword. Hitting sonicheroes95 with the hilt doesn't really phase him.

@tom0000009: Going the Algol route, I see.

Lao-Shan gets hungry and starts eating the wall!

I get out Glorious Victory and rapid-fire some arrows at Lao-Shan-Lung's back. Next I get out Azure Ogre Sword and strike it's belly.

*all weapons on me just plain out vanish*
"go ahead and hurt me all you want, BUT YOU. WILL. NOT. HURT. MY. FRIENDS!" *starts glowing black, before vanishing in a burst of pure speed, and somehow slashing most the normal units in about 10 seconds flat, before landing on a rooftop* (all weapons vanished, because normal weapons are kinda unusable. not a problem for weapons formed out of chaos energy)