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By breaking off and swearing fealty to the Pizza instead.

Why

...are my shoes untied?

Ha! Haha! HAHAH! That finally makes sense. Somebody jumbled the threads of fate! That's why clicking "last page" sends us into vacuum and your shoelaces stay unlace.

How to enter the 2D mode of life?

Just learn vectors.

How good is good?

60% better than "normal" and 50% worse than "very good"

How much is "awesome" divided by "good"?

Easy. Its just 7/4 or 1.75

Are you a king?

No, I'm a dragonmaster/jester. Totally different job.

What is 42?

Asking what 42 is is ridiculous. The real question would be, what isn't 42? All that is real can be devolved to 42. For example, what is 71? Why, just divide it by the simple number of 1,69047619047619‬ and what do you get? 42.

Does Soda water come from the region of Soda?

Soda water comes from the land of Pop, which is currently in a war between Soda and Coke because they can't agree if the correct word for the carbonated drink is pop, soda or Coke.

Why am I not a banana?

You must not be one. For the apples demand it!

People ask. Is the glass half empty, or half full, even "Where is the glass in time". But true philosopher-kings ask, "When is the glass in time?"

When it wakes up early and catches the school bus.

What does it take to become a stand up comedian?

Just go up on the stage and, into the microphone, say poop.

Why is my cat so stupid?

He used to be a nerd, but then he got kinda tired of that, wanted to try new things and decided to discover what the other end of the spectrum is like

If 1 = 2, then how much is 1 + 2?

If one is two, then obviously the answer is 22, duh!

If we are what we eat, then why am I not chocolate?

You are chocolate. You just don't know it yet.

If time travel is real, what would you see if you put a camera on an animal?

You'd see a camera on an animal...

Why do we have to be in quarantine for soooo longggg