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Because a massive bug drunk a ton of Coronas, turning into a deadly bug, and is now rampaging all across the world in its drunken state, killing and injuring millions of people.

How much would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Roughly 12 full shulker boxes of wood logs

Who is this guy called "Submit"? I can see his name on a button down in this page...

He’s my buddy from Idaho. If you click on his name, you’ll get 40 bucks

Why do I have to take a shower everyday?

42

What is the question to life, the Universe and everything?

The question to life is what is love.

If I was a genie could I wish for something?

Only if you rub an electric fence.

Have you seen my glasses? They look like this:

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Sure, I saw it. It's ꝏ miles to the east.

Why do I call myself Rebel even though that isn't my real name?

It means Starting To Feel Uneasy

Why does "uneasy" not mean "not easy", as in "difficult"?

Yeah it does. Stop making English more uneasy than it has to be.

For how long should I microwave my frozen chicken tendies?

Until they're soft on the outside but still nice and crispy on the inside.

Why does my chicken come out wet after I put it in the oven?

Because it sweats from the heat.

Why is an orange's colour orange?

Because the first orange ever really liked the orange color, so it spontaneously changed its color to orange, and then, all of its children inherited its colors, and are like this up to this day

What do red and green apples think of each other?

They like each other

What should i wear to the beach?

Everything.
What do i do?

Your mom

How should I braid my hair?