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Minigore12
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Nomad

The title explains itself.

Example:
Post 1: What is 1+1?
Post 2: 11.
Post 2: <insert question here>

and so on and so forth.

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armorplayergc
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King

Because your body thinks "I'm waking up, so, I CAN'T feel tired now that I'll need my energy!"

Why am I still in the computer at this time of the night?

AHomoSapien
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AHomoSapien
854 posts
Shepherd

you're obviously dreaming, since logically, you can't possibly be inside a your computer.

Why do my scrunchies keep disappearing .

red303
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red303
7,571 posts
Shepherd

I stole them.

What's a scrunchie?

armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
16,463 posts
King

I guess it is something that can be stolen

Why am I so bored of everything recently?

AHomoSapien
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AHomoSapien
854 posts
Shepherd

Because you're finally starting to sense that you're in a time loop; repeating the year 2015 for 15th times.

Why can't the earth be flat?

SportShark
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Scribe

Because there is no mallet big enough to do the job.

Why is it that 90% of the ads that I see on AG are ads asking me date squanky Arab women?

armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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King

Because those women are lonely :'(

Why am I so lazy?

Frank_Frooton
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Bard

because you probably don't exercise enough. dont worry bro. i know the feeling.

why is my chinese homework taking so long

SportShark
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SportShark
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Scribe

Your noodle needs some rest! LOL, xD, OMG, IASF, TWSAFJ!

Why does thinking about the scientist Alesandro Volta make me happy?

armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
16,463 posts
King

Because you think that he is good?

Why do I have so many deja'vus?

red303
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red303
7,571 posts
Shepherd

It's actually your brain remembering patterns and doing stuff that I'm not going to try to explain.

What's a forum?

SportShark
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SportShark
2,980 posts
Scribe

A community building in ancient Rome.

Where is the universe?

akshobhya
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akshobhya
5,063 posts
Justiciar

It's nothing.
What is shyness rare opportunity?

armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
16,463 posts
King

Not being shy at all

Why did I used to be shy from 2009-2013?

red303
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red303
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Shepherd

Because the aliens had not yet possessed your brain.

What is the ad on my screen?

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