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Minigore12
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The title explains itself.

Example:
Post 1: What is 1+1?
Post 2: 11.
Post 2: <insert question here>

and so on and so forth.

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LordLazyLeopard
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Constable

Because it doesn't want to necklace.

Where can one find a chrysanthemum?

Majestic_Fish
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Chancellor

Int he hidden chamber of the greatdark lords, and to reach ityou have to get every quest, 100 merits and win every forum game 10 times.

Does the sun love the moon because it's a vampire?

LordLazyLeopard
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No, the sun loves the moon because it occasionally blocks the view of portions of the earth, therefore allowing the sun to feel less self-conscious.

Is a prime number innately superior to a non-prime number?

SportShark
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Bard

Only if it picks up the tab.

Why is there no king of the world?

PLGuy
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PLGuy
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King

Because The Son God Emperor destroyed him. More precisely his pet, Sarlaac, ate him.

How can I read books ten times faster?

Yellowcat
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Yellowcat
2,109 posts
Constable

Read books that are ten times as short.

Why do people oppose a Sun God Emperor?

PLGuy
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PLGuy
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King

Because they are blind and dull. Unfortunately they're not mute.

Why do mice rule on Earth?

SportShark
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Bard

Because men are mice.

If mice rule earth, then do hamsters rule Mars?

PLGuy
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PLGuy
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King

I don't know, I didn't read all parts of "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" yet.

Why other stars look so small on the sky comparing to the Sun?

Saiyoku
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Because they're small.

why am I hungry?

PLGuy
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PLGuy
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King

Because you ate too much cheese and Gouda.

Why am I sleepy?

PHLHimself
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King

Because the other 6 dwarfs already picked their names.

Why do cats hiss at me?

Yellowcat
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Yellowcat
2,109 posts
Constable

You hiss at them first.

Why can people no english?

Saiyoku
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1,957 posts
Herald

Cuz dum

Why am I loved?

Yellowcat
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Yellowcat
2,109 posts
Constable

Not by me, you aren't. (jk sai, you're great)

Why are abbrev. used?

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