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The title explains itself.
Post 1: What is 1+1?
Post 2: 11.
Post 2: <insert question here>
and so on and so forth.
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At least one more time, but realistically it'll never happen so you might as well give up.
Where are my scoobie snacks?????
Scoobie doobie doo! Ehm wha? I dohn't knowit...
Why does Santa never come to me? (The bear trap unused year after year :-( )
Cuz Santa doesn't visit naughty boys
If the Earth is round then why is there a horizon line?
Because NASA didn't do a good enough job of painting over it
Why am I a failure?
Why, because you don't keep a platypus.
How can I teach my platypus to fly?
Throw it out the window.
Why do I drink if I know I'll get a hangover?
You see, it's because of the urge. eg, I have to do some horrible things so the urge stops. I guess the only difference is that you don't hear the voices.
How does one fall asleep?
To perform this trick you'll need an assistant. When you're finally asleep (preferably in a wheelbarrow), he just needs to buck you off a building or a cliff. Tada!
What's your hobbit?
I really like the one that is enormous, has scales and breathes whatever element exists.
So, are we someone that everyone should banish in the 10th dimension?
Yes, including your mom.
Who has the biggest sack in the North Pole?
Bill Gates, obviously.
What is the name of that continent over there?
Why is Adam Sandler so funny?
Because he can't wear sandles.
How could this happen to me?
Its because you've made some mistakes
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Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!
How can onions fight their way out of the tomatoes' tyranny?
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