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Minigore12
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Minigore12
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Nomad

The title explains itself.

Example:
Post 1: What is 1+1?
Post 2: 11.
Post 2: <insert question here>

and so on and so forth.

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TheMostManlyMan
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TheMostManlyMan
5,578 posts
Chancellor

At least one more time, but realistically it'll never happen so you might as well give up.

Where are my scoobie snacks?????

PLGuy
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PLGuy
4,755 posts
King

Scoobie doobie doo! Ehm wha? I dohn't knowit...

Why does Santa never come to me? (The bear trap unused year after year :-( )

lozerfac3
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lozerfac3
978 posts
Farmer

Cuz Santa doesn't visit naughty boys

If the Earth is round then why is there a horizon line?

nousername757
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nousername757
493 posts
Nomad

Because NASA didn't do a good enough job of painting over it

Why am I a failure?

PLGuy
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PLGuy
4,755 posts
King

Why, because you don't keep a platypus.

How can I teach my platypus to fly?

lithium923
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lithium923
80 posts
Templar

Throw it out the window.

Why do I drink if I know I'll get a hangover?

sciller45
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sciller45
2,632 posts
Justiciar

You see, it's because of the urge. eg, I have to do some horrible things so the urge stops. I guess the only difference is that you don't hear the voices.

How does one fall asleep?

PLGuy
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PLGuy
4,755 posts
King

To perform this trick you'll need an assistant. When you're finally asleep (preferably in a wheelbarrow), he just needs to buck you off a building or a cliff. Tada!

What's your hobbit?

Majestic_Fish
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1,917 posts
Chancellor

I really like the one that is enormous, has scales and breathes whatever element exists.

So, are we someone that everyone should banish in the 10th dimension?

lozerfac3
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lozerfac3
978 posts
Farmer

Yes, including your mom.

Who has the biggest sack in the North Pole?

danwar123
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danwar123
3,071 posts
Blacksmith

Bill Gates, obviously.

What is the name of that continent over there?

lozerfac3
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lozerfac3
978 posts
Farmer

Madagascar.

Why is Adam Sandler so funny?

danwar123
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danwar123
3,071 posts
Blacksmith

Because he can't wear sandles.

How could this happen to me?

nousername757
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nousername757
493 posts
Nomad

Its because you've made some mistakes

?txet sdrawkcab rehpiced I od woH

PLGuy
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PLGuy
4,755 posts
King

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!

How can onions fight their way out of the tomatoes' tyranny?

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