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Minigore12
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Minigore12
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Nomad

The title explains itself.

Example:
Post 1: What is 1+1?
Post 2: 11.
Post 2: <insert question here>

and so on and so forth.

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danwar123
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danwar123
3,071 posts
Blacksmith

By breaking off and swearing fealty to the Pizza instead.

Why

...are my shoes untied?

PLGuy
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PLGuy
4,755 posts
King

Ha! Haha! HAHAH! That finally makes sense. Somebody jumbled the threads of fate! That's why clicking "last page" sends us into vacuum and your shoelaces stay unlace.

How to enter the 2D mode of life?

akshobhya
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akshobhya
5,064 posts
Justiciar

Just learn vectors.

How good is good?

armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
16,464 posts
King

60% better than "normal" and 50% worse than "very good"

How much is "awesome" divided by "good"?

akshobhya
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akshobhya
5,064 posts
Justiciar

Easy. Its just 7/4 or 1.75

Are you a king?

dragonmaster10902
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dragonmaster10902
660 posts
Jester

No, I'm a dragonmaster/jester. Totally different job.

What is 42?

sciller45
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sciller45
2,632 posts
Justiciar

Asking what 42 is is ridiculous. The real question would be, what isn't 42? All that is real can be devolved to 42. For example, what is 71? Why, just divide it by the simple number of 1,69047619047619‬ and what do you get? 42.

Does Soda water come from the region of Soda?

RebelGamer_98
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RebelGamer_98
347 posts
Treasurer

Soda water comes from the land of Pop, which is currently in a war between Soda and Coke because they can't agree if the correct word for the carbonated drink is pop, soda or Coke.

Why am I not a banana?

sciller45
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sciller45
2,632 posts
Justiciar

You must not be one. For the apples demand it!

People ask. Is the glass half empty, or half full, even "Where is the glass in time". But true philosopher-kings ask, "When is the glass in time?"

lozerfac3
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lozerfac3
978 posts
Farmer

When it wakes up early and catches the school bus.

What does it take to become a stand up comedian?

RebelGamer_98
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RebelGamer_98
347 posts
Treasurer

Just go up on the stage and, into the microphone, say poop.

Why is my cat so stupid?

armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
16,464 posts
King

He used to be a nerd, but then he got kinda tired of that, wanted to try new things and decided to discover what the other end of the spectrum is like

If 1 = 2, then how much is 1 + 2?

RebelGamer_98
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RebelGamer_98
347 posts
Treasurer

If one is two, then obviously the answer is 22, duh!

If we are what we eat, then why am I not chocolate?

SpiritTaker
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SpiritTaker
83 posts
Constable

You are chocolate. You just don't know it yet.

If time travel is real, what would you see if you put a camera on an animal?

lozerfac3
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lozerfac3
978 posts
Farmer

You'd see a camera on an animal...

Why do we have to be in quarantine for soooo longggg

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