OctoCan has an almost infinite number of uses. It's up to you to figure out what they are. Of course, no vulgar or obscene material.
Also, OctoCan has a clan now. For information on joining Clan OctoCan, contact [url=MagicTree]
I'll start: 1. Instant Seafood. If you happen to be entertaining guests from the South Pacific who are having dinner with you only to discover that the local pizza joint was the epicenter of an inexplicable volcanic eruption, OctoCan is your answer. Mix the contents of one can of OctoCan with one box of Seafood Helper and cook for 15 minutes. When the timer rings, you'll have a large spread of calamari ready to serve.
2. Crowd Control. When loaded into low velocity 40mm grenade cartridges or spring-operated canisters, OctoCan is excellent for non-lethal riot dispersal. When fired, the canisters will burst open and release multiple octopi at the angry mob. The octopi will then attach themselves to the targets faces, causing them to scream and flail about trying to get the squishiness off their faces. The sight of people running around with octopi clinging to their faces will also have a profound psychological effect on other rioters, causing them to disperse before the same fate befalls them. With 24 hours' notice, Paladin Industries can have 50 truckloads of OctoCan riot ammo ready for transport to New York to clean up that little mess in Zuccotti Park. >
3. Practical Joke/Revenge. If someone is bothering you and you want to get them back, or if you're just a practical joker, OctoCan is the resource you need. Three of the easiest and most popular methods of using it are as follows: 1. Sneak up behind your target and empty a can of OctoCan down the back of their shirt. It has approximately the same effect as a slushball similarly applied, except that it's lukewarm, it's squishy, it wriggles around, and it doesn't melt, so it's actually way better. 2. Empty a can of OctoCan onto your target's chair just before they sit down. Sitting into such squirmy squishiness has extremely disturbing psychological effects and may even leave your target mentally scarred for life. > 3. Just tilt a can of OctoCan back and forth in the presence of your target. That constant "schlorp...schlorp...schlorp...schlorp..." sound will drive ANYONE to insanity. >
^Slight mistake: While OctoCans are WORTH about 5 million apiece, they retail for around 1/1,000,000th of that.
107: Investment Want a secure financial future? Buy a load of OctoCans! Since their value immediately increases to an infinite extent, you'll be set for life and then some. Even empty OctoCans have value - there is a huge collector market!
now in each 1.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000th OctoCan is a golden octo made out of pure gold! it has diamonds as eyes! get it now before its too late and someone else buys it!
109. Octo's death Octo mis-uses one of his powers and dies. END OF!
Ooh, Lucas, epic fail! OctoCan has no vulnerabilities, even from misuse. Inappropriate application may destroy the user, but the Octo will remain! And saying something to the effect of OctoCan being destroyed can be construed as an attack on the OctoCan Clan, so be careful!
did you fail in the past? did you fail a lot? then buy a can of OctoCan! just open the can, put the octo on your head and presto! you will never fail again! disclamer: wont work if you are a magnet for bad luck.
wanted ever the skills to make your own flash game? you dont want to waiste your time by learning how you can program a flash? then open a can of OctoCan! tell the lil critter your idea and he makes the game for you!
Wanted ever the skills to destroy your own flash game? You don't want to waste your time by learning how you can destroy and flash game? Then open a can of OctoCan! Tell the lil critter your idea and he make the game for you! You then enjoy the fun of destroying it.
are your new year rockets good but you wanted ever a really awesome firework? then open a can of the brand new new-years OctoCan and you have the best firework of your life!!! warning: dont use with other firework, dont open near small children, not for small children because it contains small pieces, dont use it near a Luminous OctoCan!
