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Omnihero10
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ive noticed that there are only so many religion that make no sense. so here i was wondering if you wouldhelp me by desiging a religion and then we need to cut of all the loop holes soo its retard proff? you up to the challenge of the ULTIMATE RELIGION?

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RexSolstace
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nice philosophy youve got there.
ofcours it still doesn't make sense to give these forcing a physical form.
but the idea is nice.


Thanks!
Joe96
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then we need to cut of all the loop holes soo its retard proff?

That's a little uncalled for, you could really hurt someone who has a mental issue or knows someone else that does.
EmperorPalpatine
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you could really hurt someone

Didn't Vulgar Land explain that words don't really hurt anyone?

My thought for a good religion...

Not bad. Similar to Hinduism.

I suppose I'm more or less a pantheist.
crazyape
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Stop! Necrotime.

Religion.

Shamanism.

Taken from a manuscipt of a book by J. P. Roach. < funny name? xD

"All beings are created in an equal state, but do not exist as equals. The grand scheme of the ballance of Life, those Strong will defeat the Weak, the Weak will defeat those of Intelligence, the Intelligent will defeat the Strong. All species are equal to each-other, regardless of gender, or variation."

And to add a bit, something a little more Marylin Manson.

"The weak are there to justify the strong"

Well. Das about it.

/end Necro

macfan1
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Jehovah is the God of love and compassion. Allah is a god of hate and has no compassion. He doesn't really have love.

macfan1
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That was for the quote-

Isn't Allah the same guy? Why not include Islam?
loco5
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macfan you are saying that jesus has split personalities, for the love of atheism They. Are. The. Same. you pull all your stuff from at least one of same books

MageGrayWolf
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Jehovah is the God of love and compassion.


Do I really need to go over all the horrific acts this Christian God has done in the holy story book?
Squidbears
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Do I really need to go over all the horrific acts this Christian God has done in the holy story book?

again. xD
no matter how many times i see you do it.. it still conjures feelings of joy, and i dont know why
44Flames
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How would this be the Ultimate religion if everything is made up? Why would people beleive in it?

MageGrayWolf
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How would this be the Ultimate religion if everything is made up? Why would people beleive in it?


Well, it's worked for every other religion.
44Flames
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Well Catholics have their religion based on Jesus' who was most likely a real human being.

Bladerunner679
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Well Catholics have their religion based on Jesus' who was most likely a real human being.


there's an old internet saying &quotroof, or it never happened". show me proof jesus is a real man, and mayble I'll consider your posts with weight. for future reference, the bible doesn't count due to its constant contradictions.

Jehovah is the God of love and compassion. Allah is a god of hate and has no compassion. He doesn't really have love.


again, it appears your lack of intelligence has made you look like a moron again. allah and god are the same guy, and islam actually builds off of early christianity. same abrahamic god, same rules, but again it's all made up so neither religion really matters.

-Blade
Freakenstein
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I thought this thread was supposed to be creating a religion, and not "discussing" the already-created religions? Please keep on track, or I may have to resort to locking the thread. Thanks.

Bladerunner679
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I thought this thread was supposed to be creating a religion, and not "discussing" the already-created religions? Please keep on track, or I may have to resort to locking the thread. Thanks.


very well, I shall.

another good idea for our new religion is to make it able to satirize itself (like the FSM). make it so that not even its most commited followers could take it seriously. this way we could prevent religious zealotry. what is the most ridiculous thing you could put in a religion that would prevent this?

-Blade
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