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Omnihero10
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ive noticed that there are only so many religion that make no sense. so here i was wondering if you wouldhelp me by desiging a religion and then we need to cut of all the loop holes soo its retard proff? you up to the challenge of the ULTIMATE RELIGION?

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nichodemus
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Bull, only a small minority of Buddhists do that weird meditating stuff. The rest of us pray because we're stressed out with life.

SSTG
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I thought about creating a religion and call it Legism.
Everybody worship hot female legs.
We could use a giant poster with Mila Kunis wearing a mini skirt and
burn incense and listen to New Age music while staring at the poster.
Any hot female celebrity would do as well. xD

nichodemus
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Well at least we're conforming to the sexist angle that a number of religions have already.

Bladerunner679
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Everybody worship hot female legs.
We could use a giant poster with Mila Kunis wearing a mini skirt and
burn incense and listen to New Age music while staring at the poster.
Any hot female celebrity would do as well. xD


...I'd join that, but I'm curious as to why it's only legs? why not faceism where we worship the face, or some other religion that focuses on other body parts? why only legs?

-Blade
thepunisher93
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hows about these legs?
http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_llj3nkZeJL1qauf25o1_500.jpg
:-)

SSTG
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...I'd join that, but I'm curious as to why it's only legs? why not faceism where we worship the face, or some other religion that focuses on other body parts? why only legs?

I don't know, I seem to notice these parts a lot. A pretty face work as well.
PanzerTank
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The OP is heresy I tell you! You and anyone that supports this thread are sinners and will burn for an eternity in hell I tell you!!!

Jking, this sounds more like a game though not a world issue or politics type of topic. This probably should've been posted in the forum game section

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Instead of Legism, I propose either Physicalism, or Antropo-Aestheticism. Everyone whorships various hot parts of the human body.
Advantage: it isn't sexist and doesn't restrict to only legs.
Disadvantage: it will most probably split up in several cults like in ancient Greece.

Jking, this sounds more like a game though not a world issue or politics type of topic. This probably should've been posted in the forum game section

It does have a certain critical connotation towards religion, it isn't simply all play... but yeah, it isn't very serious^^
SSTG
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Disadvantage: it will most probably split up in several cults like in ancient Greece.

Yes I can see schism already. The Cleavagists vs Legists vs Buttists,etc.
EmperorPalpatine
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Yes I can see schism already. The Cleavagists vs Legists vs Buttists,etc.

And then there's the trinitarian groups that say all of those are equally great.
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ive noticed that there are only so many religion that make no sense. so here i was wondering if you wouldhelp me by desiging a religion and then we need to cut of all the loop holes soo its retard proff? you up to the challenge of the ULTIMATE RELIGION?

Well first, you misspelled the word proof. Second, we should only make a religion where we follow what God wants based on the Bible. Once we understand the bible better, we can know what Jehovah (God's name) wants. He gives us directions. He wants us to pray to him, not through idols. We need to know his name. We shouldn't repeat the same prayer over and over. He wants us to remember and respect the memorial of his son Jesus, and many more things.
Go to www.watchtower.org for more
Kasic
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Second, we should only make a religion where we follow what God wants based on the Bible.


Way to miss the point of the thread.

By the way, stop advertising.
jkl3848
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I'm not advertising. It's a website that talks about basic bible truths, that even have scriptures cited. I'm going to stop replying to you Kasic, because you are just arguing. You don't seem to really want answers.

Kasic
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I'm not advertising. It's a website that talks about basic bible truths, that even have scriptures cited.


You're throwing out the same link in multiple threads at the end of your post with the same message, "go to ... for more."

That's the definition of advertising.

. I'm going to stop replying to you Kasic, because you are just arguing


That's fine, although I'm just pointing out things while you're just saying the Bible is true because it's true.

We're off topic though.
Bladerunner679
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I'm not advertising. It's a website that talks about basic bible truths, that even have scriptures cited. I'm going to stop replying to you Kasic, because you are just arguing. You don't seem to really want answers.


it seems to me that there is a rise in christians posting really stupid bull-crap on threads where nobody wants to hear it. way to go jesus, you're spawning fools.

back on topic:

one cool thing we could do for the religion is to make awesome attire, like for example we could all wear silk robes of some really vibrant color, but only durring secret rituals. (don't know why I said that, but I just wanted to get this thread back on topic)

-Blade
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