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Omnihero10
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ive noticed that there are only so many religion that make no sense. so here i was wondering if you wouldhelp me by desiging a religion and then we need to cut of all the loop holes soo its retard proff? you up to the challenge of the ULTIMATE RELIGION?

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Demarius
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Destructionism. I think the name speaks for itself.

stephenking
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most ridiculous thing you could put in a religion to prevent this?
OK, I think I got it. The god is a Vulcan stoner who runs an invisible nightclub on the planet Hoth.
gnosiphile
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the most ridiculous thing you could put in a religion that would prevent this

Make Douglas Adams our first prophet, hold that the Restaurant at the End of the Universe is a real place, and defer all disagreements on dogma to the electric monk.
Deathless950
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Religion has never been a virtue of human existence

People who search for Religion/God really only seek other things

xAyjAy
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hey, what about music monks? religion: music, phrophets: music monks, god: a music-god. and to talk to the good you have to sing (loud or in your mind).

thepunisher93
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THIS
is some kind of hippy movement which combines good aspects of every religion.

frodo86
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THIS
is some kind of hippy movement which combines good aspects of every religion.


There are good aspects of religion?
MageGrayWolf
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How's this for a religion?
The First Church of Diversionism

xAyjAy
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hey, what about music monks? religion: music, phrophets: music monks, god: a music-god. and to talk to the good you have to sing (loud or in your mind).


you can talk to this god by listening to music too.

There are good aspects of religion?


lol!
nebmas
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Good aspects of religion. Yes there are. Met a christian person??? A true christian person? Could you be like them nah. Did you know that Buddhists do not get stressed?? (neither do any strong meditating people) and plus neurolinguistic programming can do better. And it is not religious. Complex but if you really want to make your own religion why?? If you are atheist then stay athiest. People look down on bizarre religions.

Freakenstein
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People look down on bizarre religions.


The beauty of religion is that none can be more realistic than the other, meaning no religion is more bizarre on said religion's standards. A practitioner of one religion is going to naturally not believe in another. Otherwise it violates all of what these religions bring about. No matter how exotic a religion seems, you can argue it is just as real as other religions.
Omnihero10
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Relogion isnt what people have made it out to be, i am Atheist, and i have read the bible. there are some parts that cake sense, like the part that tell you how you should return evil with evil, and to guilde your people for thoust there is no difference. those parts help people in there day to day, i guild my life on those quotes, principals. i dont believe god wrote those. some guy did, along time ago.

religion should guild peoples life, not shorud them from judgment. they should realise that "god" was a historic thing that man created when they believed that Fire lived inside wood, and when you rub them together, it shows itself. now isnt that a dumb idea. same with god. a large White guy in the sky created himself, then the universe in like 7 days, then man, then all the other creatures, even though there is evidence of dinosaurs, and cave men, not Adam and Eve. and if that were true, Everyone would be closely related and retarded

MageGrayWolf
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A true christian person? Could you be like them nah.


This sounds like you're using a no true Scotsman fallacy.

Did you know that Buddhists do not get stressed?? (neither do any strong meditating people) and plus neurolinguistic programming can do better.


I doubt your statement here. Though meditation has shown to have calming effects.

Complex but if you really want to make your own religion why??


Good question, I see no benefit from religion that couldn't be obtained without a religion.

If you are atheist then stay athiest.


While it's quite common for an atheist to not be part of a religion since many religions also contain the worship or belief in a god of some sort, having a religion does not necessarily exclude someone from being an atheist. There are religions that don't hold a belief in a deity.
xAyjAy
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The beauty of religion is that none can be more realistic than the other, meaning no religion is more bizarre on said religion's standards. A practitioner of one religion is going to naturally not believe in another. Otherwise it violates all of what these religions bring about. No matter how exotic a religion seems, you can argue it is just as real as other religions.


the funny thing is, if some people of different religions meet they all say their one is the right religion and the others are false.

what about a religion where you can forgive the sins of others and give them a second chances to get to "heaven"?
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what about a religion where you can forgive the sins of others and give them a second chances to get to "heaven"?

JW's got that covered with the 1000 year reign thing: after armageddon, Satan gets locked up and everyone, righteous and unrighteous, gets resurrected for 1000 years and are judged by their actions when Satan is released at the end of that time. If they then side with Satan, they get destroyed with him.
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