Each can post the best known facts about Chuck Norris.
-Chuck Norris stared at the sun... the sun went blind. -Chuck Norris once had an emotional breakdown. Emotion begged for mercy. -Zombies only exist to clean up after Chuck Norris.
-When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris. -Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone. -Chuck Norris plays russian roulette with a fully loded revolver... and wins. -Chuck Norris once punched a man in the soul.
chuck norris has only ever been killed by two things.
a old blnd man once bumped into chuck norris.the blind man regained his sight instantly.to bad the first and last thing he ever saw again was chuck norris's boot fling at him.
-Chuck Norris can divide by zero I personally don't get that one, because everyone can. It's not impossible. The answer is infinity. Something out of zero, just keeps going on.
The answer is infinity. Something out of zero, just keeps going on.
NO! MAth 101: Anything divided by zero equals zero. The punch line indicates that Chuck Norris can get an answer other than zero, which demonstrates the greatness involved. Chuck Norris now roundhouse kicks you for making a mistake about him. _____
-Chuck Norris eats bullets for breakfast. Watch out when he belches. (seen on tv, actually)
