Each can post the best known facts about Chuck Norris.
-Chuck Norris stared at the sun... the sun went blind. -Chuck Norris once had an emotional breakdown. Emotion begged for mercy. -Zombies only exist to clean up after Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris killed two stones with one bird. When Chuck Norris goes in the ocean, he doesn't get wet, the water gets Chuck'd. Chuck Norris can delete the recycle bin. In a fight between Darth Vader and Batman, Chuck Norris wins. There's no Esc key on Chuck Norris' keyboard because nothing can escape Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris didn't go through puberty. Puberty went through Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris once swallowed a whole turtle, the next day he crapped it out and it was a black belt in karate. - There's a list of more of these on Schmiddy1234's profile. And I'm sure you can just google "Chuck Norris jokes" and get like a million results.
There's a list of more of these on Schmiddy1234's profile.
Lol thank you. also, i had to ask Gunthex if i cold use the jokes, since they were his, and the other ppl that u see the jokes on... they copied it from me :O
Chuck Norris likes his meat so rare, he only eats unicorns, Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door, Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun, Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer too bad Chuck Norris doesn't cry, Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light not because he's afraid of the dark the dark is afraid of him
Once Chuck Norris fell down a mountain. One quarter of the way down he got into a fist fight with the mountain. Half way down there wasn't a mountain...
Chuck Norris doesn't use headphones when he listens to dubstep, he listens to headphones with dubstep...dubseption
Chuck Norris doesn't die, but when it's his time, he sacrifices the god, the GOD OF WAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"ImTheMostManlyMan" isn't a regular kid. He's Chuck Norris.
