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Chuck Norris has already been to Mars, that's why there are no signs of life up there xD

Chuck Norris is so ambidextrous he can roundhouse kick you with both feet..... at the same time.

when you spell chuck norris wrong in a google search it does not simply say"did you mean chuck norris" it say "you better run while you still can"XD

Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.

**** Chuck Norris I think he's over rated
Oh there's someone knocking on the door...

if chuck norris is so great why dosent he just slam my face into my keybo sj;dlgk naa snvhvikag bufdn

If Chuck Norris is so great why dosent he just slam my face into my keyboard?

The true definition of pi is Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris's smile once brought a puppy back to life
Chuck Norris invented all the colors....except pink
Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding
Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg

@SwordGamesxD

yes that is what i meant but it is supposed to mean he did that in the middle of my typing

some men can write their name in snow. Chuck Norris can write his name in cement!

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep...he waits

Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch,HE decides what time it is

There is no theory of evolution,just a list of animals Chuck Norris decided should live

Two i made up:

Chuck Norris can win a staring contest with a fish.

Chuck Norris can steal first base

I proudly made those two jokes