Each can post the best known facts about Chuck Norris.
-Chuck Norris stared at the sun... the sun went blind. -Chuck Norris once had an emotional breakdown. Emotion begged for mercy. -Zombies only exist to clean up after Chuck Norris.
in all seriousness what are we gonna do when he dies? (dont have a witty remark like "chuck norris never dies he round house kicks you in the face for denying his immortality)
~He can gargle peanutbutter. ~The boogy-man checks his closet for him every night. ~While we wear Superman underwear, Superman wears Chuck Norris Underwear. ~He doesn't read, he just stares at the book until he gets the right info. ~He doesn't need a mower; He stares at the grass and DARES it to grow. ~He can swim on land.
1) Chuck Norris calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Chuck Norris. 2) Giraffes were created when Chuck Norris uppercutted a horse. 3) Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
Fact: Chuck Norris is an actor Fact: Chuck Norris played Sergent Cordell Walker in Walker, Texas Ranger. Fact: My uncle has down syndrome. Fact: My uncle idolizes Sgt. Cordell Walker. Fact: The decade is 2010.
