"I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everyone" -Bill Cosby
"When I was a young boy, my father taught me that to be a good Catholic, I had to confess at church if I ever had impure thoughts about a girl. That very evening, I had to rush to confess my sin. And the next night, and the next. After a week, I decided religion wasn't for me." - Fidel Castro
"Excuses are like butts, everyone has one, and it's full of crap" - My moms boyfriend (don't worry, my parents are divorced...)
"Thats all, folks!" - Mel Blanc's famous line and also his last words before death (the voice actor of Porky Pig)
"The only proof he needed for the existence of God was music" Kurt Vonnegut