"The good thing about being Dr. Frankenstein is that you can always make new friends."
"There are two types of people in the world, and I'm one of them."
"I'm content to stand on tradition. I'm even more content to wipe my feet on it."
"The difference between tragedy and comedy: Tragedy is something awful happening to somebody else, while comedy is something awful happening to somebody else."
"If you hack the Vatican server, have you tampered in God's domain?"
"I really can't complain about actresses who get paid to be dumb. Most of us can't get paid to be smart."
"Slow and steady doesn't always win the race."- Yours Truly
"It is a man's job to take care of his family, and if he can't do that it is the man's job to pawn the things to take feed the family that he can't take care of."- Red Foreman from That 70's Show
"This is a guarenteed disaster, just like eating a burrito right before sex."- Alec Baldwin from 30 Rock
First Blood! You have taken the lead You have lost the lead Double kill! Tripple kill! Owning! Killing Spree! Somebody Kill him! Godlike! BEYOND GODLIKE!! and of course, the, " HOLY SHIz " with the echo sound effects.
