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Well.. It's not really my favorite..

"You really cannot please everybody, especially in the Philippines."

"We have yet begun to fight." John Paul Jones
"Ask not what your country but what you can do for your country." JFK
(Not verbatim to my knowedge but close) "Cast doubt into your enemy and victory is assured." Sun Tzu's The Art of War.
"This body makes me feel eternal all this pain is an illusion." Tool song Lateralus.
Confortably Numb by Pink Floyd from "The Wall" (the entire song i cry when i hear it from the greatness)
"The things you own end up owning you." "We are the all singing all dancing S*** of the world." "You're shooting at your imaginary friend standing in front of a van filled with 400 lbs of Nitroglycerin."(heard it from ***** Club I can't say the name i'll break the 1st 2 rules)

I can't believe I forgot my own quote "A friend of everyone is the enemy of everyone." sorry for the spam

"Quote" is a verb, "quotation" is a noun. I like many quotations such as those from Nietzsche and Sun Tzu, and cannot decide on a favorite, I'll just try "Do infants have as much fun in infancy as adults in adultery."

i have many, here is the one that comes to mind right know "i know only half of you half as well as i should like and i like less than half of you half as well as you deserve." -bilbo bagging- the lord of the rings J.R.R, Tolkein

and another 2;

"there is no such thing as a stupid question, but there are a lot of inquisitive idiots."-unknown (saw it on a demotivational poster lol)

"it's not cheating if you don't get caught."- my cousin

It would have to be this
"If at first you don't succeed, do it like your mom told you
[By. My sister]

I just heard this one today.

Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish.
- Euripides

Ahem, this is a life lesson for all of us to treasure

"If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a dodgeball."
-Crazy Old guy from the Movie,"Dodgeball". Its the movie with Vince Vaugh.

Yes, another one of my own.

It's not mutiny if your following orders.

hmm....

"As music twists our eternal souls, our lives may feel like a broken record, with many repeats yet a future if we can break free. Music may be the soul, but we need to move on otherwise our lives will become like an old cassette tape"
By Yours Truly!

"When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace"- Jimi Hendrix

haha, just got this email with a unch of good ones, i didnt come up with any of these. love the last one!

Deep Thoughts For Those Who Take Life Way Too Seriously:

1. Save the whales. Collect the whole set.

2. A day without sunshine is like, Night.

3. On the other hand, you have different fingers.

4. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.

5. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.

6. Remember, half the people you know are below average.

7. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

8. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

9. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap.

10. Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.

11. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

12. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.

13. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.

14. How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis? Raise my hand.

15. OK, so what's the speed of dark?

16. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

17. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.

18. Every one has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.

19. How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?

20. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

21. What happens if you get scared half to death, twice?

22. I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

23. Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?

24. Inside every older person is a younger person wondering, ' What the hell happened?'

25. Just remember -- if the world didn't suck, we would all fall off.

26. Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

27. Life isn't like a box of chocolates, it's more like a jar of jalapenos. What you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.

lol nice mg i liked 21 lol

WOW! dude those were amazing...if i weren't lazy(hehe) i'd save the ones i liked somewhere...