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What the---? Why are we talking about affairs and girls dressed up as deer who get shot accidentally by their own husbands? Does this have anything to do with the lie detector? Aknerd?
I have an idea. What if AG suddenly decided to put capchas in the forums to stop spam?
Yes, how perfectly barbaric. Not that I eat qiche or ever have or ever will. I just find this tangent perfectly barbaric and annoying and amusing all at once.
Aknerd was giving Daleks a for instance responce for his comment on the "100% effective lie detector in court" theory hence, the Bob-Janet-Joe scenario. Instead of me commenting to Daleks on his redition of Judge Dred I was so tickled by Aknerd's tail of woe that I couldn't help myself.
I assure you I wasn't spamming and neither was Aknerd. Now, whar's your excuse?
Aknerd was giving Daleks a for instance responce for his comment on the "100% effective lie detector in court" theory hence, the Bob-Janet-Joe scenario. Instead of me commenting to Daleks on his redition of Judge Dred I was so tickled by Aknerd's tail of woe that I couldn't help myself.
I assure you I wasn't spamming and neither was Aknerd. Now, whar's your excuse?
*cough, cough* Ahem... I'm pleased to see that this thread hasn't gone off the deep end yet. What is my excuse? Excuse for what?
He also still, and always has, calls french fries "Freedom Fries". Also, as an ending to the story:
Joe is convicted of reckless homicide (or whatever) and gets ten years in jail, but gets out in five on bail. He goes over to Bob's house in order to try to put his past behind him, but Bob isn't home. So, Joe just write a note, and slips it under the door. But, right after doing so, he realizes he would rather not talk to his wife's ex lover, and breaks into Bob's house in order to get the note back.
Inside the house, Joe finds the deer costume, and puts everything together. Then, come next deer season, inside of shooting a deer, Joe just feeds one some drugged food that knocks the deer (a large buck) out. Then, Joe stuffs the deer into the back of his hummer, and drives along the same highway that Bob uses to get home from work.
Joe drives until he is in front of Bob's car, and waits until the buck wakes up. Then, he pops the trunk, causing the buck to leap out, right into Bob's car. Bob crashes, and dies. The police just think its a typical accident, and Joe is never linked to the crash site.
Joe is convicted of reckless homicide (or whatever) and gets ten years in jail, but gets out in five on bail. He goes over to Bob's house in order to try to put his past behind him ... he pops the trunk, causing the buck to leap out, right into Bob's car. Bob crashes, and dies. The police just think its a typical accident, and Joe is never linked to the crash site.
Aknerd, you are forgiven. I was only upset before because Joe didn't seem like he got his revenge. But I was wrong. He did.
Does he also refer to police officers as "eace officers"?
No, he calls them policemen, regardless of their actual gender.
Aknerd, you are forgiven.
Thank you, but I still need a quip for Joe to say after he kills Bob...
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...I got nothing. When Joe notices the buck is awake, he could say something like "I suppose its open season" and then open the trunk. But, I think something after Joe crashes would be more effective.
