I hope you haven't fallen for this age-old trick and actually clicked on the link. However, if you have, welcome. This is where ideas, plans, and dreams are built. (More to come)
Hey, here at McDonalds, we serve our customers as fast as we can kill dolphins so they don't have to wait! We are fast food, after all. Do you have an animal you want to eat? It doesn't matter if it's extinct! We'll just wheel over to an alternative universe, grab the meat, and wheel it back over, and we guarantee you we'll get you your food in no time! Now, what would you like to order?
I'd like to order a side of organic fries, a meatless double burger and synthetically produced soda. How much will that be?
but I still need a quip for Joe to say after he kills Bob... ...I got nothing. When Joe notices the buck is awake, he could say something like "I suppose its open season" and then open the trunk. But, I think something after Joe crashes would be more effective.
Just let Joe whistle a happy tune like, Grandma got run over by a reindeer... or, how 'bout a Bob Marley tune, Three Little Birds from the Legend album? It's the one that starts off, "Don't worry, 'bout a thing, ('cause) every little thing gonna be alright." (repeat) Rise up this morning. Smile with the rising sun. Three little birds, is by my doorstep singing sweet song. A melody pure and true saying this is my message to you-oo-oo. refrain(Singing,) Don't worry 'bout a thing, 'cause every little thing is gonna be alright. (repeat the whole thing again and then repeat last refrain 3 times.)
What would happen if the ocean was 100% purified drinking water?
Death by weather! It's the salline that keeps the oceans from freezing. Otherwise, we would have a few really nice iceskating rinks.
Come on, who wouldn't want a McSkipper?
I'm partial to the McFlipper myself. The secret barnacle sauce on it is killer.
Sorry Ernie15 but McFlipper's right but McSkipper's a cool second. Hey, I want the 10 piece McFlipper Mcnuggets with dolphin-radish sauce because asking for horseradish would just be dumb.
What, are you saying that there's just one dolphin-based item at McDonald's?
No, he's just saying he likes one more than the other. I thought for sure they'd make a McDugong. It's the cow of the sea!
Back to topic sorta... What if there was a single fast food place that sold everything? Like burgers, tacos, chicken, dolphin, subs, sushi, gyros, etc.
What, are you saying that there's just one dolphin-based item at McDonald's?
@Ernie15, murasaki9 & EmperorPalpatine, Two different TV shows are referenced. Gilligan's Island main character was the Skipper, who was a human. The other TV show, Flipper was a Bottlenose Dolphin, who was a fish.
Ok, you want variety? I introduce the McPorpoise, a relative to the McDolphin whose aka is mereswine,(that is "sea pig". They are already hunted for food in other countries.
So, no, I wouldn't want to order a McSkipper since I would avoid the MczombieDonald restaurants.
What if there was a single fast food place that sold everything? Like burgers, tacos, chicken, dolphin, subs, sushi, gyros, etc.
I know why, because that would require Mcchefs and then McDonald's couldn't profit from using cheap teen/minimum wage earners. Otoh, we wouldn't want to run out all of our wonderful Mom 'n Pop corner delis with gigantic McWalmarts would we?
Incorrect: We catch the dolphin, and then microwave it.
Nah, if this is fast food we're talkin about, we need to freeze it at one point before serving it to the willing consumer.
Would that be fast food? A single fast food place that sold every kind of fast food? Or a single fast food place that sold everything?
Why must fast food be like the fast food we eat now? Why not just have everything made in a kitchen where a 12 hour presure cooked stew would only take 12 minutes to make, speed up time in the kitchen while keeping it constant everywhere else.
