I hope you haven't fallen for this age-old trick and actually clicked on the link. However, if you have, welcome. This is where ideas, plans, and dreams are built. (More to come)
I have an idea for restaurant. I think that bothersome customers should just be dropped through holes in the floor. Like a customer is being nasty and whoops! all of a sudden their chair falls through the floor and they get shuttled on their chair through an underground tunnel to the parking lot. Oh, and they can't get back into the restaurant...
That would be a fun restaurant to visit, just to watch people get dropped through the floor. But I'll bet a fair percentage of the customers would be people who want to be dropped through the floor just for the experience.
That would be a fun restaurant to visit, just to watch people get dropped through the floor. But I'll bet a fair percentage of the customers would be people who want to be dropped through the floor just for the experience.
Um, you are suggesting that people would come in and be rude deliberately just for the experience. How macabre of you! I take back my words, Ernie15.
I have an idea for restaurant. I think that bothersome customers should just be dropped through holes in the floor. Like a customer is being nasty and whoops! all of a sudden their chair falls through the floor and they get shuttled on their chair through an underground tunnel to the parking lot. Oh, and they can't get back into the restaurant...
Or, instead of the parking lot, maybe the tunnel should lead to kitchen. It would make more a more enjoyable dining experience for the other customers, AND decrease the cost of food for the restaurant! Everyone Wins*!
A Final Vision: Imagine what a crab must see as it is carried high into the air by a seagull. For the first, and last time, the world is more than just a beach.
*Except for the guy that got turned into chili. He doesn't win.
Or, instead of the parking lot, maybe the tunnel should lead to kitchen. It would make more a more enjoyable dining experience for the other customers, AND decrease the cost of food for the restaurant! Everyone Wins*! *Except for the guy that got turned into chili. He doesn't win.
Aknerd, I never know what you're going to say. It's always funny and rewarding. I'll say something else and see what you can do with it. You're the life of the party.
There's this man walking down the street. He has an umbrella but it's not raining. He's got a tuxedo jacket on. And he has shorts on. He's not crazy and he's not retarted. Nor is he senile. What's wrong with him?
I had this idea for a story a while ago. I forgot to put it here though.
So these kids are compleate social opposites. One's really popular and good looking, the other is one who doesn't do well in social situations, and he's... well he doesn't feel too good about himself. So anyway, there are two kids. A boy and a girl. Girl is popular, boy is not. The mother of the girl is a widow, and insane. No one knows shes insane though. She works in a lab that has something to do with freezing things (cryogenics?). Anyways, she gets her daughter to go to the lab on the week that all the workers are out. (because of some incident of whatever happens to work in this situation.) But the boy happens to stop by. (haven't come up for a reason why yet.) So, the mother stuffs her child in the food freezer and since the boy is a witness, does the same to him. They have jackets though, (it was winter.) The workers will be back in 2, 3, 5 days? However long two people could survive in tempertures below freezing with heavy coats. The boy tries his best to warm the girl, and she tries her best to warm him. They warm the food together, make sure they're as warm as they both can be before sleeping together, ect.. As the time goes though, the boy reilizes that they're both too cold, and that taking care of each other will only result in both their deaths. He does his best to keep her as warm as possible. He warms both their food before they eat, gives up as much body heat as possible. The girl becomes ill, and he sacrifices the warmth he had to keep her warm. (Giving up coat and other stuff.) She is trying to survive, and he is trying to help her survive. They have developed a strong "bond", we'll call it. Not that they've become boyfriend and girlfriend, love each other, or had sex. Just that they care about living through this tragety together and this is what brings them together. The boy freezes to death on top of the girl. A few moments later the door to the freezer opens. (But I'm not sure if it should be help, or the mother to dispose of them. I'm leaning towards the mom.)
I wish someone would actually write one of my ideas. Even if it's not me. But it's likly no one will. But if I want them to be written I'll definitly have to do it myself. (sigh)
There's this man walking down the street. He has an umbrella but it's not raining. He's got a tuxedo jacket on. And he has shorts on. He's not crazy and he's not retarted. Nor is he senile. What's wrong with him?
I'll guess someone stole his pants, attempting to get his wallet. Another guy, who was better prepared, felt sorry for him and happened to be wearing an extra pair of shorts as well as carrying an umbrella. He gave the shorts to the man. He also gave the umbrella to the man so he'd have something to defend himslef with in case someone else would try to rob him.
A few moments later the door to the freezer opens.
Reminds me of the ending of Titanic. Actually, most of the story reminds me of Titanic.
Reminds me of the ending of Titanic. Actually, most of the story reminds me of Titanic.
Really? Oh yeah the ending... But they don't like each other at all until the end. And it's mostly out of sympathy.
There's this man walking down the street. He has an umbrella but it's not raining. He's got a tuxedo jacket on. And he has shorts on. He's not crazy and he's not retarted. Nor is he senile. What's wrong with him?
Well it's obviously Friday the 13th. The man is carrying the umbrella because he's headed over to his friend's house and is friend (who he loves to mess with) is terribly superstitious. He's wearing a tuxedo jacket because he needed to take a nice picture a few hours ago, and you know you only need to dress from the waist up. He was wearing pants but ironically, after opening his umbrella indoors, his boyfriend (who is also superstitious) was so scared that he accidently spilled sauce on the bottom part of his pants. Since the rest of his pants were in laundry, and he was in a hurry, he just cut them short and decided to head over to his friendâs house anyway.
Off Topic: I was reading these posts and then in the middle of reading i see my cruzor moving across my screen and go "wtf?" look over and see my cat using my mouse as a pillow (the computer one, the other mouse in hiding somewhere in his cage).
Not that they've become boyfriend and girlfriend, love each other, or had sex.
Having sex sure is a good way to produce body heat, shame they didn't. Also just how big is this freezer here? Your having alot of food there and two able body persons to fit coomfortably in there.
(haven't come up for a reason why yet.)
He was storing some food in the fridge thingy so he stopped by to pick it up.
Hm. I'm starting to dislike my story. Turns out it's just a land version of Titanic.
the Story is really lacking an iceberg, also there really couldn't be much of a character development in a fridge.
Also just how big is this freezer here? Your having alot of food there and two able body persons to fit coomfortably in there.
It's not a freezer like in your home, it's a freezer. Um... wait... food storage? You know, like a meat freezer a store might have? Sortof like that.
He was storing some food in the fridge thingy so he stopped by to pick it up.
Sounds good. I could also have him be an intern there and he didn't get the memo that they were closed.
the Story is really lacking an iceberg, also there really couldn't be much of a character development in a fridge.
Ah, but I could make the boy a really distant person. Not social, apathetic, a bit of a nihilist. Then while enduring that, he becomes caring, sypathetic, ect... And the girl afterwards becomes distant, (possibly like he was if the mother comes in to finish the job.) They could trade personalities It'd still be the titanic on land though... (without an iceberg.)
