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What do you call a skrillex concert on new year's eve? First of the year!

How do you impress adele? Set fire to the rain!

Why do you think Deadmau5 is called that? MonsterCat!

4 guys walk into a bar
they all say ouch

a man walks into a bar and asks the bartender,"Why are you working here?" or something.

The the bartender said,"I got fired."

"What was your old job?"

"I was a critical thinker"

"?"

"I'll show you," said the the bartender. "Do you have a dog?"

"yes"

"you have a dog to entertain your children, assuming you have kids"

"yes"

"since you love your kids, you have a wife?"

"yes"

"So you're not gay because have a wife, correct?"

" yes! You're good. Why did you get fired?

"I don't know"

Then the man leaves, and another comes. He asks the same question as the other man. So the bartender asks,"do you have a dog?"

"no"

"then you're gay"

How do you condemn a thread? Tell people to post jokes and use excessive exclamation points. I mean, EXCLAMATION POINTS!!!!!

I have one
What do you do when a person is on fire? Answer:Pray to God and ask him to send pouring rain!!!

So far, lozerfac3 is the only person who has actually posted what the title said to post.
I would have laughed had I not heard that one before.

Thanks for the encouragement...

That's the first real joke I've made before, so don't blame me if it's bad.

how do you see time fly?




throw a clock out the window

yo mamas so fat when she stepped on a scale it said we want your weight not your phone number.lol

what has 4 wheels end flys?







a garbage truck

whats green and has wheels

grass i lied about the wheels

why did the lettuce turn red when it went into the fridge

it saw the salad dressing

hahahaha
chuck norris doesnt battle he allows you to lose

What has four wheels and flys?

A jet pilot on a skateboard! LoL