What's worse than forgetting to plug in your phone over night? The holocaust
What did the farmer say once he lost his tractor? "where's my tractor?"
What did the straight guy say to the gay guy? "your gay"
Three men are on a plane, a Mexican, an American and an Asian. The pilot says they are going to crash and they need to drop off unnecessary weight. Te Asian throws his rice out and says, "we have too many of these in my country." te Mexican throws his tacos out and says "we have too many of these in my country. The American throws the Mexican out and says, " we have too many of these in my country."
What do ducks and grass have in common? The both say "quack", exept the grass.
A Chinese guy goes to apply for a job and the guy interviewing him, just to make sure he understands english, asks him use to use the words green, pink, and yellow in a sentence.
The Chinese guy says: The phone goes greengreen, I pink it up, and say "yellow".
Well this one is sorta mean but it is still a joke:
What do Dan Weldon and Pink Floyd have in common?
There last hit was the wall.
ROFL MhuahahahaHAAAAA!!! *wipes tears* Sorry, but that just cracked me up!
I know it's a mean joke, but I have a 'dark side' from time to time that loves these type of jokes! Forgive me for this waluigi... (he knows what I mean!)
What's brown and sticky?
A stick.
*grins* Ok... well, let's see if you know it's brother too:
What's green, brown and sticky?
A jalapeno... on a steeeek!
Now seriously... completely back on topic!
Did you hear about the blonde that got excited because she finished a jigsaw puzzle in 6 months and the box said "2 to 4 years"?!
No, I haven't heard that version, MrDayCee. Have you seen that hobo in Walmart's parking lot that hides from creeps? (think carefully about your answer)