Post your favorite joke here!!My favorte is-Knock Knock, USE THE DOORBELL!!!.Ding-Dong, Sorry the doorbell broken!
How wus my jok?
For the longest time I thought to myself; "Why is that frisbee getting bigger?"Then it hit me!
heard that one with a baseball2 fish are in a tank and one says to the other how do you drive this thing
1 man walks into a bar and says "hey whats lion on the floor there"!!? the bartender replies "thats not a lion. thats my wife. (yep. i suck at jokes.)
I was going to tell a joke about Alzheimer's, but I forgot it.
What did the gay guy say to the othe gay guy?HOW WOULD I KNOW, YOU THINK I'M GAY!?! YOU SICK PIECE OF-!-And Have A Nice Day Shopping With Us!
An old lady walks into the dentists office for checkup. The dentist checks her over, leaves, then comes back in a few minutes, "you have acute gingavitis." The old woman looks up and says "Why thank you young man."
There is a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette on an island 3 miles from shore, and theyre stuck.The redhead starts to swim and makes it.The brunette swims 1/3 and is picked up by a boat.The blonde swims halfway, gets tired, and swims back.
pshyco123, YO MOMMA'S SO FAT SHE GOT CHEAT CODES FOR WII FIT!!!
Oooohhh, blond jokes, always funny!How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?51 to hold the light bulb into place and 4 to turn the table round and round...It's old and corny, but it keeps making me smile from time to time! =)
How many teachers dos it take to paint a fence?AnswerThe students can do itisdatfuny?
Beethoven walks into a bar.Bartender asks him what he wants to drink."WHAT!?"*SPOILER ALERT*Beethoven was deaf.
Well this one is sorta mean but it is still a joke:What do Dan Weldon and Pink Floyd have in common?There last hit was the wall.
there are 3 types of people in this world:Those who can count, and those who can't
I'm so bright my mother calls me son!
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