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MrDayCee

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Posted June 23, '12 6:12pm UTC

Have you seen that hobo in Walmart's parking lot that hides from creeps?

Yes I did! It's this dude, correct? LOL =P

http://edge.ebaumsworld.com/picture/Pantscrapper2/Weirdo.jpg

The "think hard before answering" got me thinking...

How do you keep a blonde busy for hours?

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are running from the cops. They quickly hide on a potato farm and crawl into some potato bags.
The cops managed to follow them to the farm, and the first cop pokes the bag with the brunette in it.
She says, "Meow"... The cop confirms that it is just a cat.
The second cop pokes the bag with the redhead in it. She says, "Woof"... The cop says that it is just a dog.
The third cop pokes the bag with the blonde in it. She say in her sweetest voice, "Potato"...

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[quote]Have you seen that hobo in Walmart's parking lot that hides from creeps?[/quote]\r\n\r\nYes I did! It's this dude, correct? LOL =P\r\n\r\n[img]http://edge.ebaumsworld.com/picture/Pantscrapper2/Weirdo.jpg[/img]\r\n\r\nThe "think hard before answering" got me thinking... ;)\r\n\r\nHow do you keep a blonde busy for hours?\r\n\r\nScroll down......\r\n.\r\n.\r\n.\r\n.\r\n.\r\n.\r\n.\r\n.\r\n.\r\n.\r\n.\r\n.\r\n.\r\n.\r\n.\r\n.\r\n.\r\n.\r\n.\r\n......scroll up.\r\n\r\n---\r\n\r\nA blonde, a brunette and a redhead are running from the cops. They quickly hide on a potato farm and crawl into some potato bags.\r\nThe cops managed to follow them to the farm, and the first cop pokes the bag with the brunette in it.\r\nShe says, "Meow"... The cop confirms that it is just a cat.\r\nThe second cop pokes the bag with the redhead in it. She says, "Woof"... The cop says that it is just a dog.\r\nThe third cop pokes the bag with the blonde in it. She say in her sweetest voice, "Potato"...\r\n\r\nLOL

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Q_File

108 posts

Nomad

Posted June 23, '12 6:22pm UTC

How do you keep a blonde busy for hours?

Give a blonde a piece of paper that says "turn this paper over" on both sides.

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SSTG

13,055 posts

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Posted June 26, '12 5:25am UTC

In the 70's the V was hidden behind lots of @.
Now people are disgusted by @'s.
If you don't get it don't ask for an explanation. xD

What can you do with ()..and \\/ ?
(.\\/.)

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SSTG

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Posted June 26, '12 5:31am UTC

(.\\\\/.)

What was that? Doh!
I meant (.\\/.)

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YoMama07

28 posts

Nomad

Posted June 26, '12 2:07pm UTC

Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why?
I don't know, I'm asking you!

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YoMama07

28 posts

Nomad

Posted June 26, '12 2:13pm UTC

Cats are like potato chips, you can't have just one!

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hokzwijn

511 posts

Peasant

Posted June 26, '12 2:52pm UTC

A neutron walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "How much for one beer?". To which the bartender replies, "For you? No charge!"

This joke was actually made by Wadsworth. A robot from the game "Fallout 3". I think it's real funny though.

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DDeath1098

41 posts

Nomad

Posted June 26, '12 6:34pm UTC

what has four wheels and flys

a garbage truck

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b3njam1n

19 posts

Nomad

Posted June 27, '12 3:23am UTC

two cannibals are eating a clown. One cannibal looks at the other and asks;
"does this taste funny to you?"
(Also Fallout 3. I <3 Bethesda)

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avenger671

63 posts

Nomad

Posted June 27, '12 5:11pm UTC

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer?
"Hi, we're both lawyers."

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1zth

192 posts

Nomad

Posted July 19, '12 7:38pm UTC

Random but funny

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MrDayCee

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Posted July 19, '12 11:05pm UTC

On a deserted island, a few miles off the shoreline of the mainland, 3 women are stranded, a blonde, a brunette and a redhead.

The redhead says "I've had enough of this place!", jumps into the water and swims to shore...

The brunette says "Same here, let's go!", jumps into the water and gets picked up by a boat along the way...

The blond thinks "Eh, why not?", jumps into the water, gets tired halfway along and turns around...

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Why does a blonde take a ruler to bed with her?

To wake up in the morning and see how long she has slept...

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A Blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so she goes out and buys a gun. She goes to his apartment unexpectedly and sure enough, she opens the door and finds him in the arms of a redhead!

The blonde is so angry, she opens her purse to take out the gun but as she does so, she is overcome with grief. She then takes the gun and puts it to her head.

The boyfriend yells "No, honey, don't do it!!" The blond replies "Shut up, you're next..."

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On a deserted island, a few miles off the shoreline of the mainland, 3 women are stranded, a blonde, a brunette and a redhead.\r\n\r\nThe redhead says "I've had enough of this place!", jumps into the water and swims to shore...\r\n\r\nThe brunette says "Same here, let's go!", jumps into the water and gets picked up by a boat along the way...\r\n\r\nThe blond thinks "Eh, why not?", jumps into the water, gets tired halfway along and turns around...\r\n\r\n---\r\n\r\nWhy does a blonde take a ruler to bed with her?\r\n\r\nTo wake up in the morning and see how long she has slept...\r\n\r\n---\r\n\r\nA Blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so she goes out and buys a gun. She goes to his apartment unexpectedly and sure enough, she opens the door and finds him in the arms of a redhead!\r\n\r\nThe blonde is so angry, she opens her purse to take out the gun but as she does so, she is overcome with grief. She then takes the gun and puts it to her head.\r\n\r\nThe boyfriend yells "No, honey, don't do it!!" The blond replies "Shut up, you're next..."\r\n\r\nLOL

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