Ever heard of the Yggdrazil thread? Sure you have! How about the Save Lolcatia thread? You might still remember that one, too. Well, the Galactic Races have designated Lolcatia's planet for Unichtozhat, and to do that, you must level the city in order to give the Unichtozhat a level planet to glass. Too bad the citizens don't take kindly to their homes being blown up. As members of the Zakazat Unichtozhat, you can commission forces to help you attack Lolcatia and its defenses.
Objective: Destroy Lolcatia! Lolcatia Statuses:
Lolcatia Remaining HP: 5,000,000,000
Injured(Lose turns):
Divinities(Users who run the thread): Kylelolcat, The Author
Demivinities(Respected Players)
Greater Avatars(Highly Skilled Players)
Avatars(Skilled Players)
Vansibanes(Players who attained control of an element)
Vansidruids(Players who have mastered their element)
Vansisages(Players who have perfected their element)
Undead(The dead revived)
Dead(Dead for a reason)
ReDead(Permanently dead for a **** good reason)
Other statuses: Weather: Sunny and clear Time: Midday
I call in 4 wraiths, 1 dropship full of 2 siege tanks, 15 goliaths also rush in wit 2 vultures and another siege tank, then i drop off the siege tanks and put them in siege mode, aiming for any artillery/anti-air. Whilist my wraiths say reportin in and then go into personel cloaking to sneak behind enemy lines and destroy some city, while the 2 vulture are being B****** and not doing what they're told, the goliaths are saying Goliath online, while 4 ghosts being led by serah kerrigan into the battlefield cloaked then take out ny infantry units. then jim raynor comes in with hyperion and 3 battle cruisers with yamoto cannons. (all from starcraft )
I make appointments for a journey to the Arcane Fountain in the Underworld to make me stronger. I finish designing my elf and make him stay and guard my summoning circle along with my other creatures until I come back.
Divinities(Users who run the thread): Kylelolcat, The Author
Demivinities(Respected Players)
Greater Avatars(Highly Skilled Players)
Avatars(Skilled Players)
Vansibanes(Players who attained control of an element) Darkfire45(Dark) DarthNerd(Ice) Mechninja (Electricity) LeonKP (Light and Dark) gamermartin(Necromancy) Alexandra222(Alchemy) taki242 (Chakra)
Vansidruids(Players who have mastered their element) Garriss(Arcana)
Vansisages(Players who have perfected their element)
Undead(The dead revived)
Defenders: yako242 Yoyo141
Dead(Dead for a reason)
ReDead(Permanently dead for a **** good reason)
Other statuses: Weather: Blizzard Time: Morning Temperature: Freezing cold
@tom0000009: You manage to recharge and deal another 1000 damage to the wall. You then eat the kamikazes and the darkbots to level up twice! You also make a large number of biodrones.
@sonicheroes95: Pinkie starts becoming a darker shade and her hair unfluffs...
@rick073: All of a sudden, a certain butterscotch pony with pink hair appears next to you. As for the battlecruiser, by the end of the turn it's cleared out the DCor.
@gamermartin: It will take a lot of bodies and a few turns to make a giant zombie queen. Also, the zombies trained to use gun approach the city.
@Alexandra222: The ninjas jump away to take out the turrets while you use strong acids to melt 100,000 damage worth of buildings!
@evilsweetblock: Allow me to deconstruct this post because I don't feel like posting all of those actions.
-Raynor is busy with Kerrigan on Char -Kerrigan is busy recovering from being the Queen of Blades -You can't fit 2 Tanks and 15 Goliaths in a dropship. A Hercules, yes, but not a dropship. -
@Garriss: Your elf guards the circle keeping you half-in and half-out of hell. You arrive near the fountain, but several demons are between you and it.
I apologize. Then I equip some of the robots with launchers (around half) and have them fire at the defenders while I attempt to make a Van Buren from TLSZ.
"Hm. Hello Fluttershy. What is the best veterinarian in Equestria doing here? Whatever the case is, I would like to welcome you aboard my ship, the Nimbus." Yes, that is what I'm calling my battlecruiser.
I have my worker drones make modified dark bots that are better at stealth allowing them to take full advantage of the shadow bubble I cast over lolcatia, their name will be changed to shadow bots as a result. I continue my assault now supported by my Biodrones and continue devouring the defenders alongside my Biodrones and guard.
i hold my staff made of Elder Tree Wood and Crystals of the Order of the Arcane Knights' Treasury, I make some signs then strike Hell's Ground and summon my Arcane Golem. (If I manage to get to the Arcane Fountain my element will turn into Blood Arcane or Chaos Arcane ) "OUT OF MY WAY, OR YOU WILL DESCEND TO SOMEWHERE WORSE THAN HELL ITSELF" I transport a demon to a Torture and Research Center of Arcane Magicians.
I send half of my zombies to watch the city and the other half to kill people and bring them to me while I attempt to create builder zombies and after that I study to make my zombies stronger.
Divinities(Users who run the thread): Kylelolcat, The Author
Demivinities(Respected Players)
Greater Avatars(Highly Skilled Players)
Avatars(Skilled Players)
Vansibanes(Players who attained control of an element) Darkfire45(Dark) DarthNerd(Ice) Mechninja (Electricity) LeonKP (Light and Dark) gamermartin(Necromancy) Alexandra222(Alchemy) taki242 (Chakra)
Vansidruids(Players who have mastered their element) Garriss(Arcana)
Vansisages(Players who have perfected their element)
Undead(The dead revived)
Defenders: yako242 Yoyo141
Dead(Dead for a reason)
ReDead(Permanently dead for a **** good reason)
Other statuses: Weather: Blizzard Time: Afternoon Temperature: Freezing cold
@ArtyWing: First, I would appreciate it if you use full names of games instead of abbreviations so I can look them up easier. What kind of launcher would you like your robots to have? Whatever you decide, you make a Sighted Quick Load Van Buren to use. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to try this game out...
@rick073: Fluttershy is, of course, shy.
Fluttershy: Oh, thank you. Twilight sent me here to...um...keep an eye on Talow.
In case you don't know, that's what sonicheroes95 likes to call himself.
Your battlecruiser starts firing on the town proper, dealing 10,000 damage!
@tom0000009: You devour your biodrones and Guard as well as some defenders, doubling in level! Also, you do realize the bubble is destroyed, right?
@sonicheroes95: Pinkamena Diane Pie starts torturing a randiom Lolcatian citizen.
@Garriss: You summon your golem and teleport the demon to the worst place possible (you *******...), causing the demons to all step slowly back.
@gamermartin: You can turn half your zombies into builders, but there's not enough corpses to make more zombies.
@Alexandra222: You deal 100,000 damage to the wall and transmute the walls into a lack of a wall.
@evilsweetblock: After that many issues, we just assumed your whole attack failed.
troublesome... hey pinkie pie, the sumo kitties said they hate parties. and I pull out dragon's destiny (it's my keyblade.) and unleash a Sonic Blade combo on the tanks, and finish off by using Dark Barrage on the tanks.
