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Ever heard of the Yggdrazil thread? Sure you have! How about the Save Lolcatia thread? You might still remember that one, too. Well, the Galactic Races have designated Lolcatia's planet for Unichtozhat, and to do that, you must level the city in order to give the Unichtozhat a level planet to glass. Too bad the citizens don't take kindly to their homes being blown up. As members of the Zakazat Unichtozhat, you can commission forces to help you attack Lolcatia and its defenses.
Objective: Destroy Lolcatia!
Lolcatia Statuses:
Lolcatia Remaining HP: 5,000,000,000
Injured(Lose turns):
Divinities(Users who run the thread):
Kylelolcat, The Author
Demivinities(Respected Players)
Greater Avatars(Highly Skilled Players)
Avatars(Skilled Players)
Vansibanes(Players who attained control of an element)
Vansidruids(Players who have mastered their element)
Vansisages(Players who have perfected their element)
Undead(The dead revived)
Dead(Dead for a reason)
ReDead(Permanently dead for a **** good reason)
Other statuses:
Weather: Sunny and clear
Time: Midday
Lolcatia Defenses:
200/200 Bazookas (Troopers)
10/10 Sumo Kittehs (Maegashira)
40/40 Siege Tanks (Private)
5/5 Missile Turrets
5/5 Laser Turrets
Anti-Artillery Tower
Giant Magnifiying Glass
10/10 Dragona Noir (Adult)
100/100 Riflemen (Recruit)
40/40 Trolls (Flamer)
50/50 Main Battle Tanks
5/5 Bombers
40 Supercharged Creepers(Hard Mode)
30/40 Arnies
20/20 Spiders (Demonic)
20/20 Goliaths (Private)
80/80 King-fu Kittehs (Yellow Belt)
30/30 Jedi (Knights)
10/10 Basilisks (Whelps)
9/9 Assassins (Recluta)
20/20 Frost Wyrms (Dragons)
10/10 Electric Elementals (Power)
10/10 Wind Elementals (Typhoon)
10/10 Fire Elementals (Blaze)
10/10 Ice Elementals (Tundra)
10/10 Arcana Elementals(Galaxy)
10/10 Water Elementals(Tsunami)
Zakazat Unichtozhat Planetary Forces:
None commissioned so far...
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Ohaider kyle. Will do, but it always switches back when I repost in Notepad. And thanks for the warm up, My toes were starting to ice over.
Let's just assume for now that the C4's battery sparked when it froze, and the spark BOOOOOOOOOOOOM.
*Note to self: Summon Demoman.*
*Another Note to self: Get some water heater cannons from mythbusters.*
And now...*Gets a tan.* Ahhh...
Lol. But nagging usually doesn't do anything physically. I don't know my nagging skill, but I DO know my alienation and annoyingness skills are at least 5000, so there is that.
Well, Epic, that's why I usually just copy+paste into the submit text box and make my responses there. Just what I do.
Kyle, did not know that till now. Danke.
No one posts anymore, half the people left D:
I post, but in the game I'm dead so I can't exactly do much. And it's the worst storm in history, recorded or otherwise.
I use my ghost/spirit to haunt the unit/units that killed me! Lol.
I find someone to train me to become a Vansidruid in alchemy.
I try to learn to create giant zombies in the necropolis and seek out many books on how to create a giant zombie queen.
OH MY GOD PEOPLE ACTUALLY POSTED. WHAT THE FUX. THIS THREAD IS NOW UNDEAD. YAY. IT'S, LIEK, SONNY. Okay, stats next post! I'd lost hope...
Objective: Destroy Lolcatia!
Lolcatia Statuses:
Lolcatia Remaining HP: 2,000,000,000
Injured(Lose turns):
Divinities(Users who run the thread):
theEPICgameKING, Kyle's replacement
Demivinities(Respected Players)
Tom0000009, Most units under control.
Greater Avatars(Highly Skilled Players)
Avatars(Skilled Players)
Sonicheroes (80/100 MP) KH style
Vansibanes(Players who attained control of an element)
Darkfire45(Dark)
DarthNerd(Ice)
Mechninja (Electricity)
LeonKP (Light and Dark)
gamermartin(Necromancy)
Alexandra222(Alchemy)
taki242 (Chakra)
Vansidruids(Players who have mastered their element)
Alexsandra222
Garriss(Blood Arcana)
Vansisages(Players who have perfected their element)
Undead(The dead revived)
Defenders:
TheEPICgameKING
HP: 10000/10000
Current class: White Mage
Dead(Dead for a reason)
ReDead(Permanently dead for a **** good reason)
Other statuses: WHY IS IT SO COLD.
Weather: pleasant, clear skies.
Time: morning
Temperature: warm
Lolcatia Defenses:
300/300 Spearmen (Lv 10)
250/250 Knights (lv. 15)
50/50 Snipers (Lv. 10)
300/300 Trollix bros (Lv. UMADBRO)
Zakazat Unichtozhat Planetary Forces:
Atlas (Lv. 40 Minor Android God) (Bluydee) Health: 50K/50K
25 Arcane Ravens (Garriss)
15 Arcana Spirit Knights(Garriss)
10 Arcane Beastmen (Garriss)
Arcane Alpha Werewolf Lv.2 (Garriss)
Steel Alpha Raven Lv.2 (Garriss)
Arcanne Golem Lv.1 (Garriss)
5 Blood Elementals (Garriss)
Blood spire Lv.1 (Garriss)
15 Shadow Wraiths (Darkfire45)
10 Shadow Demons (Darkfire45)
10 Dragona Noir (Darkfire45) (Injured!)
Shadow Titan Lv.1 (Darkfire45)
1 Auto Trebuchet (DarthNerd)
10 Pandaren Samurai (DarthNerd)
12 Red Panda Bombers (DarthNerd)
10 Banshees (rick073)
Battlecruiser Nimbus Lv.1 (rick073)
10 Vikings (rick073)
100 Marines (rick073)
20 Medivacs (rick073)
Fluttershy Lv.1
3 Dark Riders(tom0000009)
10 Biodrones(tom0000009)
720 Worker Drones (tom0000009)
60 Cyber Riflemen (tom0000009)
Darkmech Beta Lv.1 (tom0000009) (Injured!)
Unnamed Airship Lv.1 (tom0000009)
Biomech Aphla Lv.6 (tom0000009)
Pinkamena Diane Pie Lv.1 (sonicheroes95)
20 Saboteurs(ArtyWing)
Super Robot Unicorn Lv.1 (Faunbard)
00 Undead Riflemen (gamermartin)
0 Undead Builders (gamermartin)
@Azywng I use my ghost/spirit to haunt the unit/units that killed me! Lol.
You end up haunting the Trollix. Apparantly they're REALLY scared of ghosts, and hide in assorted buildings. meaning they wont attack this turn.
@Alexandra222 I find someone to train me to become a Vansidruid in alchemy.
An old wizard teaches you new things about Alchemy, so you become a vansidruid! You can now craft various potions with damaging/healing effects for support actions! good for you.
@gamermartin I try to learn to create giant zombies in the necropolis and seek out many books on how to create a giant zombie queen.
The necropolis teaches you several things, including how to make giant zombies. But zombies cant reproduce except by transferring virus, so queens are illogical and impossible. This aint Left for Dead here.
@theEPICgameKING as an incentive against those who think this thread is taking too long, I nuke the city, halving it's HP! my units take shelter, so they're okay.
Maybe I can give them a heart attack. Literally. I scare them repeatedly, hoping they don't try to ward me off with a cross or something.
Oh. Lolwut. Here we go again.
Objective: Destroy Lolcatia!
Lolcatia Statuses:
Lolcatia Remaining HP: 2,000,000,000
Injured(Lose turns):
Divinities(Users who run the thread):
theEPICgameKING, Kyle's replacement
Kylelolcat, occasional divine help-giver
Demivinities(Respected Players)
Tom0000009, Most units under control.
Greater Avatars(Highly Skilled Players)
Avatars(Skilled Players)
Sonicheroes (80/100 MP) KH style
Vansibanes(Players who attained control of an element)
Darkfire45(Dark)
DarthNerd(Ice)
Mechninja (Electricity)
LeonKP (Light and Dark)
gamermartin(Necromancy)
taki242 (Chakra)
Vansidruids(Players who have mastered their element)
Alexsandra222 (Alchemy)
Garriss(Blood Arcana)
Vansisages(Players who have perfected their element)
Undead(The dead revived)
Defender Heroes!
TheEPICgameKING
HP: 10000/10000
Current class: White Mage
Herobrine (Greater Minecraft divinity)
Weapon: Diamond sword
Armor: Full diamond set
HP-7500/7500
Class-Herobrine is his own class.
Marluxia (Org XIII, number VI I think.
Weapon: Blossom Scythe
Armor: None, too boss for armor
HP: 20000/20000
MP:150/150
Dead(Dead for a reason)
ReDead(Permanently dead for a **** good reason)
Other statuses: WHY IS IT SO COLD.
Weather: pleasant, clear skies.
Time: morning
Temperature: warm
Lolcatia Defenses:
300/300 Spearmen (Lv 10)
250/250 Knights (lv. 15)
50/50 Snipers (Lv. 10)
100 MC Zombies
100 MC Skeletons
100 MC Wither Skeletons
100 MC Zombie pigmen
125 Metroid Aliens (Brain-suckers)
Zakazat Unichtozhat Planetary Forces:
Atlas (Lv. 40 Minor Android God) (Bluydee) Health: 50K/50K
25 Arcane Ravens (Garriss)
15 Arcana Spirit Knights(Garriss)
10 Arcane Beastmen (Garriss)
Arcane Alpha Werewolf Lv.2 (Garriss)
Steel Alpha Raven Lv.2 (Garriss)
Arcanne Golem Lv.1 (Garriss)
5 Blood Elementals (Garriss)
Blood spire Lv.1 (Garriss)
15 Shadow Wraiths (Darkfire45)
10 Shadow Demons (Darkfire45)
10 Dragona Noir (Darkfire45) (Injured!)
Shadow Titan Lv.1 (Darkfire45)
1 Auto Trebuchet (DarthNerd)
10 Pandaren Samurai (DarthNerd)
12 Red Panda Bombers (DarthNerd)
10 Banshees (rick073)
Battlecruiser Nimbus Lv.1 (rick073)
10 Vikings (rick073)
100 Marines (rick073)
20 Medivacs (rick073)
Fluttershy Lv.1
3 Dark Riders(tom0000009)
10 Biodrones(tom0000009)
720 Worker Drones (tom0000009)
60 Cyber Riflemen (tom0000009)
Darkmech Beta Lv.1 (tom0000009) (Injured!)
Unnamed Airship Lv.1 (tom0000009)
Biomech Aphla Lv.6 (tom0000009)
Pinkamena Diane Pie Lv.1 (sonicheroes95)
20 Saboteurs(ArtyWing)
Super Robot Unicorn Lv.1 (Faunbard)
00 Undead Riflemen (gamermartin)
0 Undead Builders (gamermartin)
@Azywng I use my ghost/spirit to haunt the unit/units that killed me! Lol.
You end up haunting the Trollix. Apparantly they're REALLY scared of ghosts, and hide in assorted buildings. meaning they wont attack this turn.
@Alexandra222 I find someone to train me to become a Vansidruid in alchemy.
An old wizard teaches you new things about Alchemy, so you become a vansidruid! You can now craft various potions with damaging/healing effects for support actions! good for you.
@gamermartin I try to learn to create giant zombies in the necropolis and seek out many books on how to create a giant zombie queen.
The necropolis teaches you several things, including how to make giant zombies. But zombies cant reproduce except by transferring virus, so queens are illogical and impossible. This aint Left for Dead here.
@theEPICgameKING as an incentive against those who think this thread is taking too long, I nuke the city, halving it's HP! my units take shelter, so they're okay.
@Sonicthehedgehoglol
*Uses slash slash Thunder to smash another group of enemies*
Already scared by Azywng, you smash into the Trollix! Oh no, down with that stack.
WAVE 2-M-theme! Metroid, Minecraft, etc.
MUAHAHAHA. Much madness makes murderously macho mischeviousity. (That last word was made up, shut up) M-theme! 125 metroid aliens charge out through the reinforcement portal, along with a battalion (100) zombies, skeletons, wither skeletons, and endermen, all heroed by...HEROBRINE!
And just for Sonic's KH special, Marluxia steps through the portal as well, grinning ever so devilishly, wielding the Blossom Scythe.
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