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Ever heard of the Yggdrazil thread? Sure you have! How about the Save Lolcatia thread? You might still remember that one, too. Well, the Galactic Races have designated Lolcatia's planet for Unichtozhat, and to do that, you must level the city in order to give the Unichtozhat a level planet to glass. Too bad the citizens don't take kindly to their homes being blown up. As members of the Zakazat Unichtozhat, you can commission forces to help you attack Lolcatia and its defenses.
Objective: Destroy Lolcatia!
Lolcatia Statuses:
Lolcatia Remaining HP: 5,000,000,000
Injured(Lose turns):
Divinities(Users who run the thread):
Kylelolcat, The Author
Demivinities(Respected Players)
Greater Avatars(Highly Skilled Players)
Avatars(Skilled Players)
Vansibanes(Players who attained control of an element)
Vansidruids(Players who have mastered their element)
Vansisages(Players who have perfected their element)
Undead(The dead revived)
Dead(Dead for a reason)
ReDead(Permanently dead for a **** good reason)
Other statuses:
Weather: Sunny and clear
Time: Midday
Lolcatia Defenses:
200/200 Bazookas (Troopers)
10/10 Sumo Kittehs (Maegashira)
40/40 Siege Tanks (Private)
5/5 Missile Turrets
5/5 Laser Turrets
Anti-Artillery Tower
Giant Magnifiying Glass
10/10 Dragona Noir (Adult)
100/100 Riflemen (Recruit)
40/40 Trolls (Flamer)
50/50 Main Battle Tanks
5/5 Bombers
40 Supercharged Creepers(Hard Mode)
30/40 Arnies
20/20 Spiders (Demonic)
20/20 Goliaths (Private)
80/80 King-fu Kittehs (Yellow Belt)
30/30 Jedi (Knights)
10/10 Basilisks (Whelps)
9/9 Assassins (Recluta)
20/20 Frost Wyrms (Dragons)
10/10 Electric Elementals (Power)
10/10 Wind Elementals (Typhoon)
10/10 Fire Elementals (Blaze)
10/10 Ice Elementals (Tundra)
10/10 Arcana Elementals(Galaxy)
10/10 Water Elementals(Tsunami)
Zakazat Unichtozhat Planetary Forces:
None commissioned so far...
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Come on marluxia, give it your best shot. *gets ready to block or dodge*
What about ghasts? And other mobs like the almost-as-infamous-as-Herobrine CREEPER? What about those other mobs?
As for what I do, I gather the ghosts of all the people who have been trolled by the trollixes, then send them out for a hunt of revenge.
Azy, Poizzaz; I go by M-named bosses and game titles. Screw the grunts, these guys are uber-powerful. Herobrine could slay 100 creepers.
Okay then. here we go.
Oh. Lolwut. Here we go again.
Objective: Destroy Lolcatia!
Lolcatia Statuses:
Lolcatia Remaining HP: 1,900,000,000
Injured(Lose turns):
Divinities(Users who run the thread):
theEPICgameKING, Kyle's replacement
Kylelolcat, occasional divine help-giver
Demivinities(Respected Players)
Tom0000009, Most units under control.
Greater Avatars(Highly Skilled Players)
Avatars(Skilled Players)
Sonicheroes
HP: 4000/4000
(80/100 MP) KH style~
Vansibanes(Players who attained control of an element)
Darkfire45(Dark)
DarthNerd(Ice)
Mechninja (Electricity)
LeonKP (Light and Dark)
gamermartin(Necromancy)
taki242 (Chakra)
Vansidruids(Players who have mastered their element)
Alexsandra222 (Alchemy)
Garriss(Blood Arcana)
Vansisages(Players who have perfected their element)
Undead(The dead revived)
Defender Heroes!
TheEPICgameKING
HP: 10000/10000
Current class: White Mage
Mount: Ender dragon (20000/20000)
Herobrine (Greater Minecraft divinity)
Weapon: Diamond sword
Armor: Full diamond set
HP-5000/7500
Class-Herobrine is his own class.
Marluxia (Org XIII, number VI)
Weapon: Blossom Scythe
Armor: None, too boss for armor
HP: 20000/20000
MP:150/150
Class: Scythe master
Dead(Dead for a reason)
ReDead(Permanently dead for a **** good reason)
Other statuses: Hot weather (Fire+)
Weather: pleasant, clear skies.
Time: noon
Temperature: hot tamale!
Lolcatia Defenses:
260/300 Spearmen (Lv 10)
100/250 Knights (lv. 15)
50/50 Snipers (Lv. 10)
75 MC Zombies
85 MC Skeletons
50 MC Wither Skeletons
100 MC Zombie pigmen
1000 WITHER BOSSES!!!!
75 Metroid Aliens (Brain-suckers)
Zakazat Unichtozhat Planetary Forces:
Atlas (Lv. 40 Minor Android God) (Bluydee) Health: DEATH BY GEMINI.
25 Arcane Ravens (Garriss)
15 Arcana Spirit Knights(Garriss)
10 Arcane Beastmen (Garriss)
Arcane Alpha Werewolf Lv.2 (Garriss)
Steel Alpha Raven Lv.2 (Garriss)
Arcanne Golem Lv.1 (Garriss)
5 Blood Elementals (Garriss)
Blood spire Lv.1 (Garriss)
15 Shadow Wraiths (Darkfire45)
10 Shadow Demons (Darkfire45)
4 Dragona Noir (Darkfire45) (Injured!)
Shadow Titan Lv.1 (Darkfire45)
1 Auto Trebuchet (DarthNerd)
5 Pandaren Samurai (DarthNerd)
12 Red Panda Bombers (DarthNerd)
10 Banshees (rick073)
10 Vikings (rick073)
75 Marines (rick073)
10 Medivacs (rick073)
Fluttershy Lv.1 DEAD.
1 Dark Riders(tom0000009)
10 Biodrones(tom0000009)
420 Worker Drones (tom0000009)
45 Cyber Riflemen (tom0000009)
Darkmech Beta Lv.1 (tom0000009) (Injured!)
Unnamed Airship Lv.1 (tom0000009)
Biomech Aphla Lv.6 (tom0000009)
5 Saboteurs(ArtyWing)
Super Robot Unicorn Lv.1 (Faunbard)
00 Undead Riflemen (gamermartin)
0 Undead Builders (gamermartin)
BATTLE MODE: Sonic Vs. Marluxia
Sonic: 4000/4000 HP 80/100 MP
Marluxia: 20000/20000 HP, 150/150 MP
@GeminiDelta HOLY CRAP. Even you're not that powerful, and I can say that because i own this thread. You acccidentally chop, instead of Lolcatia, Atlas. He dead bro.
@ Sonic: You initiate Combat Mode with Marluxia! And here's where I get creative.
Combat mode is where two heroes battle to the death. battles like this happen pretty fast, too fast for one whole turn. You get 3 attacks/counters per turn. You also magically obtain the Oathkeeper keyblade, lolness.
Marluxia: Casts Blossom Shower, filling the air around him with homing petals! Very hard to dodge, but you do! -0 HP.
@Azywng: Well, all the trollix are dead, so those ghosts haunt your own team as punishment for not keeping your end of the bargain! Muahahahahaha! Pinkie Pie has a heart attack and dies. I bet this is going to enrage sonic...
@Poizaz NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAG. Such epic nagging deals 100,000,000 damage to Lolcatia, making you a Deminivity for Most Damage dealt and giving you access to an Elite Spell! Check back a few pages for a list of the spells.
Your nagging also opened a portal to Minecraft, where not 1, not 5, not 10, not 15, but 1000, ONE THOUSAND!!!! Wither bosses emerge at once! ...Too many?
@Epic's Defenders: Epic jumps onto an Ender Dragon that came with the Wither swarm, riding high above the enemy, targeting their aircraft. "BOLT 3!!!" he yells, switching weapons to a Thunder Staff and class-changing to Black Mage. Massive thunderbolts take out the Battlecruiser Nimbus.
The spearmen charge valiantly forth with the MC mobs, engaging the attackers in a high-casualty massacre!
Zakazat losses: 6 Dragonia Noir
5 pandaren samurai
25 marines
10 medivacs
Fluttershy
300 worker drones
15 Saboteurs
15 Cyber Riflemen
2 Dark Riders
Defender losses:
Herobrine -2500 HP
40 spearmen
150 Knights
25 Zombies
15 skeletons
50 wither skeletons
Are the wither bosses actively attacking someoe? Because if not, they shoot blue skulls which treat everything as.. umm.. Cobblestone? Cobble sounds right.
Come at me marluxia.
First thing I'm doing is using Fire Surge. (Does this follow Birth By Sleep's command system?)
And why am I not on the dead list? I apologize to the ghosts. Then I go and attempt to bring up the ghosts of all the players killed by Herobrine and try to haunt him!
you really want reaction commands? ;let's have fun. first, I goad marluxia into using his combo attack, then I block the entirety of the combo and unleash the reaction command "Air Counter" on him.
BATTLE MODE:
@Azywng: You successfully convince the ghosts to haunt herobrine! However, Herobrine gets angry, and draws you into a duel! Luckily, the ghosts agree to form into whatever you want them too. Well, what weapon/armor/equipment do you want?
@Sonic: Marluxia is still so gullible...and gets smacked by Air counter for an impressive 20000! However, he has a Passive Combat effect: counter strike! He hits you, sending you flying.
Sonic: HP:3750/4000 MP 80/100
Marluxia: HP:18000/20000 MP 150/150
I'm surprised he isn't using that little doom counter of his. ahh well, let's have fun. let's use aerial recovery, thunder, then unleash the limit break 'Sonic Blade'
BATTLE MODE: (I realized I put 20000 before. That would have 1-shotted him. sorry, it's 2000.)
Sonic: You succesfully recover with aerial recovery, and zap him with thunder, dealing 3500 damage! However, Marluxia again counters, interupting your Sonic Blade combo before it even starts, dealing 500 counter damage! Ow. Hint: STOP BEATING HIM AND USE MORE MAGIC.
Sonic: 3250/4000, MP 60/100
Marluxia: 15500/20000 MP 150/150
fine. then let's do something that can't be interupted. First of all, do I have any drives. second, I unleash the limit break 'Trinity Limit' (Solo varient. it's high speed slashes followed by a slash through, doable 3 times in one limit. can't be hurt or interupted in the middle of it.)
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