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Ever heard of the Yggdrazil thread? Sure you have! How about the Save Lolcatia thread? You might still remember that one, too. Well, the Galactic Races have designated Lolcatia's planet for Unichtozhat, and to do that, you must level the city in order to give the Unichtozhat a level planet to glass. Too bad the citizens don't take kindly to their homes being blown up. As members of the Zakazat Unichtozhat, you can commission forces to help you attack Lolcatia and its defenses.
Objective: Destroy Lolcatia!
Lolcatia Statuses:
Lolcatia Remaining HP: 5,000,000,000
Injured(Lose turns):
Divinities(Users who run the thread):
Kylelolcat, The Author
Demivinities(Respected Players)
Greater Avatars(Highly Skilled Players)
Avatars(Skilled Players)
Vansibanes(Players who attained control of an element)
Vansidruids(Players who have mastered their element)
Vansisages(Players who have perfected their element)
Undead(The dead revived)
Dead(Dead for a reason)
ReDead(Permanently dead for a **** good reason)
Other statuses:
Weather: Sunny and clear
Time: Midday
Lolcatia Defenses:
200/200 Bazookas (Troopers)
10/10 Sumo Kittehs (Maegashira)
40/40 Siege Tanks (Private)
5/5 Missile Turrets
5/5 Laser Turrets
Anti-Artillery Tower
Giant Magnifiying Glass
10/10 Dragona Noir (Adult)
100/100 Riflemen (Recruit)
40/40 Trolls (Flamer)
50/50 Main Battle Tanks
5/5 Bombers
40 Supercharged Creepers(Hard Mode)
30/40 Arnies
20/20 Spiders (Demonic)
20/20 Goliaths (Private)
80/80 King-fu Kittehs (Yellow Belt)
30/30 Jedi (Knights)
10/10 Basilisks (Whelps)
9/9 Assassins (Recluta)
20/20 Frost Wyrms (Dragons)
10/10 Electric Elementals (Power)
10/10 Wind Elementals (Typhoon)
10/10 Fire Elementals (Blaze)
10/10 Ice Elementals (Tundra)
10/10 Arcana Elementals(Galaxy)
10/10 Water Elementals(Tsunami)
Zakazat Unichtozhat Planetary Forces:
None commissioned so far...
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I try to raise some giant zombies and some skeletons and claim the necropolis as my base and request that a large wall is built around it and that some air defenses are set up.
HERE YE HERE YE: Since half of you regulars aren't posting, troops have been re-adjusted. You can only order around your own troops. I'm trying to bring back some people, so this may be temporary.
Objective: Destroy Lolcatia!
Admin Stuff
Injured(Lose turns):
Divinities(Users who run the thread):
theEPICgameKING, Kyle's replacement
Kylelolcat, occasional divine help-giver
Demivinities(Respected Players)
Greater Avatars(Highly Skilled Players)
Avatars(Skilled Players)
Sonicheroes
Vansibanes(Players who attained control of an element)
Darkfire45(Dark)
DarthNerd(Ice)
Mechninja (Electricity)
LeonKP (Light and Dark)
gamermartin(Necromancy)
taki242 (Chakra)
Vansidruids(Players who have mastered their element)
Alexsandra222 (Alchemy)
Garriss(Blood Arcana)
Vansisages(Players who have perfected their element)
Undead(The dead revived)
Lolcatia:1,900,000,000 HP
Resources:
1,000,000/1,000,000 $
14,000/20,000 Stone
9,000/15,000 Metal
10,000/10,000 Energy
850,000/1,000,000 Population
Buildings: 50,000 Homes (+2 Max population)
Quarry lvl. 5 (+500 Stone/Metal)
Solar grid lvl 10 (+1000 Energy)
Treasury lvl 50 (1,000,000 max $/+10,000 $ each turn)
Wall lvl 40: ,900,000,000 HP/2,000,000,000
Royal Palace lvl 100: 1,000,000,000/1,000,000,000 HP.
Defender Heroes!
TheEPICgameKING
HP: 10000/10000
Current class: White Mage
Mount: Ender dragon (20000/20000)
Herobrine (Greater Minecraft divinity)
Weapon: Diamond sword
Armor: Full diamond set
HP-5000/7500
Class-Herobrine is his own class.
Marluxia (Org XIII, number VI)
Weapon: Blossom Scythe
Armor: None, too boss for armor
HP: 20000/20000
MP:150/150
Class: Scythe master
Weather: pleasant, clear skies (Healing all Units slowly)
Time: afternoon
Temperature: pretty nice
Lolcatia Defenses:
260/300 Spearmen (Lv 10)
100/250 Knights (lv. 15)
50/50 Snipers (Lv. 10)
75 MC Zombies
85 MC Skeletons
50 MC Wither Skeletons
100 MC Zombie pigmen
1000 WITHER BOSSES!!!!
75 Metroid Aliens (Brain-suckers)
Necropolis base: 2,000,000,000 HP
Resources: 10000/10000 Flesh
10000/10000 Metal
10000/10000 Stone
5000/5000 Wood
2000/2000 Blood
15000/15000 Energy
Buildings: Zombie factory (+500 Flesh/Blood each turn)
Blood Spire lvl. 1 (+200 Blood each turn)
Dark altar (+1000 Energy each turn)
Quarry (+500 Stone/metal)
Wall lvl. 20 (+1,000,000,000 HP)
Citadel lvl. 40 (+1,000,000,000 HP)
Garriss's troops: (sonicheroes controlling)
25 Arcane Raven
15 Arcana Spirit Knights
10 Arcane Beastmen
Arcane Alpha Werewolf Lv.2
Steel Alpha Raven Lv.2
Arcanne Golem Lv.1
5 Blood Elementals
Blood spire Lv.1
Darkfire45's troops (gamermartin controlling)
15 Shadow Wraiths
10 Shadow Demons
4 Dragona Noir
Shadow Titan Lv.1
DarthNerd's troops (Gamermartin controlling)
1 Auto Trebuchet
5 Pandaren Samurai
12 Red Panda Bombers
rick073's troops (sonicheroes controlling)
10 Banshees
10 Vikings
75 Marines
10 Medivacs
tom0000009's troops: (gamermartin controlling)
1 Dark Riders(tom0000009)
10 Biodrones(tom0000009)
420 Worker Drones
45 Cyber Riflemen
Darkmech Beta Lv.1
Unnamed Airship Lv.1
Biomech Aphla Lv.6
5 Saboteurs(ArtyWing)
Faunbard's troop... (Sonicheroes controls)
Super Robot Unicorn Lv.1
gamermartin's troops:
0 Undead Riflemen
0 Undead Builders
BATTLE MODE: Sonic vs. Marluxia
Sonic: HP 2250/4000 MP 0/150
Marluxia: HP 10000/20000 MP 125/150
@Sonic A whopping 5500 damage from the trinity limit, not to mention you're immune to Marluxia's counter! Now, that's using your brain...and all your magic. Marluxia counters with Deathscythe, warping behind you to slash down painfully! -1000 CRITICAL HP.
QUICK, WHAT DO? He's doing it again!
@gamermartin: The necropolis is now your base, as well as the landing point for all Zakazat troops. All troops move there to set up an interim defence whilst the builder drones begin to erect a wall. (+42,000 HP per turn (420 builder bots *100)
This game is now a Base vs. Base battle! Zakazat high command is annoyed at how long it's taking to level Lolcatia, so they're concentrating on glassing other planets. You're left alone...but hey, you got a necropolis as an HQ!
Oh, and you raise 1 Giant Zombie.
I HEREBY IMPLEMENT RESOURCES AND BUILDINGS! The necropolis already has quite a few, and so does Lolcatia. Units now cost resources to build.
I get the bosses to fire their heads at Lolcatia by throwing eggs at it and thus spawning chickens for the withers to attack with explosives. I then hide so they begin firing the blue, more powerful explosive skulls.
Block, dodge roll, and block while I'm stuck recharging magic.
Batte mode: Sonic vs. Marluxia
Sonic: 2000/4000 HP 0/100 MP (1 turn till recharge)
Marluxia: 10000/20000 HP 125/150 MP
Smart move, dodging them Deathscythes. They're actually really slow, requiring a long wind-up. But, they pierce your block for 250. Also, you're magic has crap reload time, but it reloads in full. Eh.
(Oh, and Sonic, since you dont have any team members with you, you cant use drives. Your level IS at 5, though, so you could transform into Final Form. You'd just need to get two other players' permission to temporarily sacrifice them for a form change.)
Next turn I'll explain Buildings, which you REALLY need to build units. Screw it, I'll explain it now. Units are now classed from Tier 1 to tier 5. The Cemetary in the Necropolis and the Barracks in lolcatia (Forgot to put them in last post) are essential. They each start at level 1, so you can only summon Tier 1 troops. SIMPLE ENOUGH? You can upgrade, but the cost gets progressively more expensive, doubling each time! 1-2 is 1000 of EVERY resource, 2-3 is 2000 of each, 3-4 is 4000, and 4-5 is 8000.
Production buildings like Quarry, etc. only cost their own resources. For Lolcatia, buildings also cost $ because of capitalism. same principle, each level doubles resource cost.
Oh, for those keen-eyed guys, the Necropolis' quarry is lvl. 5 and the dark altar is lvl. 10. Zombie factory is level 5.
Walls function differently. Put in as many increments of 1000 of any resource as you want, and max HP is increased. Workers can repair the wall slowly each turn. Here's a list:
Wood-1 HP/piece=1000 HP at a time
Stone:2 HP/piece
Metal: 3 HP/piece
The Headquarters (Royal palace/Citadel) Are the target building. Destroying this building WILL end this game, and you'll win. it CANNOT be repaired, for some strange reason. Of course, you'll have to smash the Wall first just to get in...or fly over it with Air units...**** you and your air superiority...i'll have to make some AA turrets...
I'm making this up on the fly, and missed a bit. Lolcatia also has 9000/15000 Wood.
What level are the withers? I throw eggs at Lolcatia's HQ. Because Withers really really really really hate passive mobs, they'll shoot at the headquarters.
I do believe you're dead wrong. I drive into Limit Form. (this is KH2 final mix, and doesn't require a single team-mate.)
(Well, sonic, I was referring to KH2, not final mix. okay then...)
Sonic: LIMIT FORM 8000/8000 HP 100/100 MP
Marluxia 20000/20000 HP 100/150 MP
You drive into Limit Form, massively increasing your HP, fully recharging your magic, and upping your attack and magic power. Marluxia casts Heal on himself while you're busy. Dont you just HATE when bosses do that?
Poizaz, withers are lvl 50.
Strike Raid, Ragnorok, then let's finish this off by dodge rolling out of the way of the next attack.
Battle mode:
Sonic: 4000/4000 HP 0/100 MP
Marluxia: Defeated!
While in Limit Form, Sonic unleashes Strike Raid and Ragnarok! Being Mid-ranged attacks, you're out of range of Marluxia's counter! Your attacks also critical, PWNING Marluxia! He escapes through a door to darkness, leaving behind the Deceptive Flower keychain! It ups your magic, gives you +25 MP, and allows the "Shoot" command (like Wisdom Form.) Good spoils, eh?
Azy vs. Herobrine
Undead Azy: 2000/6000 HP 50/50 MP
Herobrine: 5000/7500 HP
Boss battles are self-contained; you cant interfere in others. Herobrine takes the opprotunity to back-stab you with his diamond sword for 4000 damage! QUICK, HE'S GONNA 2-SHOT YOU! WHAT DO.
I send the air base to fly over the necropolis and send all troops to take refuge in the necropolis while I have a meeting to bring all types of wizards and necromancers to see how many we have and I send the trebuchet to the main gate and send the panda bombers to land on the air base to refuel and ask for a map of the region around the necropolis and lolcatia.
Update: There is now a battlefield in-between the cities. Units must cross the battlefield in 1 turn before sieging the other city. Units and heroes can now duke it out in the battlefield, or flank eachother, tie up the most important guys...Yeah, Tactics is now implemented. Some flying units like the Bombers can do a raid in 1 turn.
Objective: Destroy Lolcatia!
Admin Stuff
Injured(Lose turns):
Divinities(Users who run the thread):
theEPICgameKING, Kyle's replacement
Kylelolcat, occasional divine help-giver
Demivinities(Respected Players)
Greater Avatars(Highly Skilled Players)
Avatars(Skilled Players)
Sonicheroes
Vansibanes(Players who attained control of an element)
Darkfire45(Dark)
DarthNerd(Ice)
Mechninja (Electricity)
LeonKP (Light and Dark)
gamermartin(Necromancy)
taki242 (Chakra)
Vansidruids(Players who have mastered their element)
Alexsandra222 (Alchemy)
Garriss(Blood Arcana)
Vansisages(Players who have perfected their element)
Undead(The dead revived)
Lolcatia:1,900,000,000 HP
Resources:
1,000,000/1,000,000 $
9,000/15,000 Wood
13,500/20,000 Stone
7,500/15,000 Metal
9,000/10,000 Energy
899,900/1,000,000 Population
Buildings:
Barracks lvl. 2
50,000 Homes (+2 Max population/1 each turn)
Quarry lvl. 5 (+500 Stone/Metal)
Solar grid lvl 10 (+1000 Energy)
Treasury lvl 50 (1,000,000 max $/+10,000 $ each turn)
Wall lvl 40: 900,000,000 HP/2,000,000,000
Royal Palace lvl 100: 1,000,000,000/1,000,000,000 HP
Defender Heroes!
TheEPICgameKING
HP: 10000/10000
MP 500/500
Current class: Arbalest
Mount: Ender dragon (20000/20000)
Herobrine (Greater Minecraft divinity)
Weapon: Diamond sword
Armor: Full diamond set
HP-5000/7500
Class-Herobrine is his own class.
Weather: pleasant, clear skies (Healing all Units slowly)
Time: afternoon
Temperature: pretty nice
Lolcatia Defenses:
260/300 Spearmen (Lv 10)
100/250 Knights (lv. 15)
50/50 Snipers (Lv. 10)
10/100 riflemen (recruits)
75 MC Zombies
85 MC Skeletons
50 MC Wither Skeletons
100 MC Zombie pigmen
100 WITHERS
75 Metroid Aliens (Brain-suckers)
Necropolis base: 2,000,000,000 HP
Resources: 10000/10000 Flesh
10000/10000 Metal
10000/10000 Stone
5000/5000 Wood
2000/2000 Blood
15000/15000 Energy
Cemetary lvl 1
Buildings: Zombie factory (+500 Flesh/Blood each turn)
Blood Spire lvl. 1 (+200 Blood each turn)
Dark altar (+1000 Energy each turn)
Quarry (+500 Stone/metal)
Wall lvl. 20 (+1,000,000,000 HP)
Citadel lvl. 40 (+1,000,000,000 HP)
Garriss's troops: (sonicheroes controlling)
25 Arcane Raven
15 Arcana Spirit Knights
10 Arcane Beastmen
Arcane Alpha Werewolf Lv.2
Steel Alpha Raven Lv.2
Arcanne Golem Lv.1
5 Blood Elementals
Blood spire Lv.1
Darkfire45's troops (gamermartin controlling)
15 Shadow Wraiths
10 Shadow Demons
4 Dragona Noir
Shadow Titan Lv.1
DarthNerd's troops (Gamermartin controlling)
1 Auto Trebuchet
5 Pandaren Samurai
12 Red Panda Bombers
rick073's troops (sonicheroes controlling)
10 Banshees
10 Vikings
75 Marines
10 Medivacs
tom0000009's troops: (gamermartin controlling)
1 Dark Riders(tom0000009)
10 Biodrones(tom0000009)
420 Worker Drones
45 Cyber Riflemen
Darkmech Beta Lv.1
Unnamed Airship Lv.1
Biomech Aphla Lv.6
5 Saboteurs(ArtyWing)
Faunbard's troop... (Sonicheroes controls)
Super Robot Unicorn Lv.1
gamermartin's troops:
0 Undead Riflemen
0 Undead Builders
850 Necromancers
@Poizaz: You throw some eggs at Lolcatia's HQ, but the snipers shoot down the chickens as they spawn! Sadly, one wither attacks another...oh god...it's a mass suicide...they're killing eachother...the withers are killing eachother...NO...you monster! Why!!!? -900 withers...you evil...
@gamermartin: woahhh, one thing at a time buddy. Lemme try to get all that stuff in.
Air base-What air base? We have 1 airship. one. It does fly over to provide some air superiority.
Troops-They're all chilling in the necropolis.
Magical Meeting-Your survey discovers 850 necromancers, but no elemental wizards, because they were turned into necromancers.
Trebuchet-Which main gate? I guess the necropolis'. It's there, ready to defend.
Bombers-Again, what air base. they're nuclear powered, actually, so they dont need to refuel.
Map: You obtain a map! I'll attempt to describe it below.
Lolcatia lies on fairly level ground, important buildings built on hills, whilst the necropolis lies on exactly level ground. Between the two bases lies a war-torn battlefield (from the previous CtO's), sparsely filled with foxholes and hills for troops to take cover behind. To the west lie a massive forest fit for wood, and to the east lies a sea. An uninhabited island with an old stronghold sits roughly on the halfway line between the opposing cities. This would be a very good naval base...to whoever can colonize and defend it.
@Defenders: Epic class-changes yet again to an Arbalest (Crossbowman), charging into the battlefield on his Ender Dragon! Note that his crossbow is not hand-held, it's turret-sized and harnessed to the Ender Dragon. Too big for you?
Herobrine leads his Minecraft troops, along with the Metroids, in a bold offensive!
The rest of the troops mass on the Wall, setting up defences. The knights and other melee units change weapons to bows, even though they're less skilled.
I also create 10 riflemen, for a cost of 10 Population/100 metal/100 energy each. -100 Population, 1000 Metal/Energy
I collect the dropped Nether Stars and make a ton of beacons to buff everyone who wants to defeat Lolcatia.
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