Don't say I am just another one of those theorists.
I agree with Kasic; you are. You speak about an abundant amount of proof, but all you have are other people's paranoid opinions, and why? Just because you can't simply settle with the fact that artists like to fiddle with people's mind and make jokes. Oh, and because of taking things too literally.
It's the same with all those theories, really; if you believe something to be, you will find a lot of "evidence" satisfying yourself. You are not looking at facts and making a rational conclusion; you are starting from the assumption that they do exist, which makes all your "conclusions" biased and worthless.