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Hello people I am back with a fruit thread. But this won't be the same as the old threads, oh heavens no. This thread will consist of many new questions, questions that you most likely won't find on Google.
Let us begin with the questions.
What's your favorite fruit?
If you could create a smoothie containing fruit and only fruit, what would the fruits be?
What's the fruit you've most recently eaten?
Would you rather take a fruit from a supermarket or from where its grown?
If you could play a sport with fruit, what sport and what fruit?
What fruit do you dislike the most?
If you could you use a fruit as a weapon what fruit would you use?
What fruit peel would you eat?
I'll also let people ask their own questions, to bring more variety.
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1. Kiwis.
2. Kiwis, Strawberry, Oranges
3. Apples
4. Everything is better when it's locally grown, but I don't have that source, which is why I'm forced to buy it from supermarkets.
5. Bowling with watermelons.
6. I dunno... avacados, maybe?
7. Coconuts or Pineapples. Those hurt when thrown.
8. Apples and grapes? I don't know. A lot, for sure.
My questions-
Which fruit is most prevalent in your household?
Which fruit would you use to make into a gun?
Which fruit would you use as ammo?
Pineapple. Or just plain apple. I love the taste of technology in my teeth in the morning.
Blueberries. I hate blueberries, but when you grind them up, they turn into jello and make for good projectiles if you dip things in it.
Pomergranate.
I'm lazy. Of course I'd take them from a marty mart.
There's this fun game called bowling with waterm- Ah, rip stole my idea.,
BLUEBERRIES BLUEBERRIES AND BLUEBERRIES. Also all forms of squishy things and orange things, like mangoes, persimmons, avacadoes, kumquats, dragonfruit (tastes like water), and coconuts (taste like soap). And peaches. And blueberries.
Durian. Durian all the way.
Pears.
Apples.
BANANA OFC
Kumquats. They're small, lightweight, and if they're underripe they can put your eye out.
How many ways have you misused fruit?
What's a weird fruit you want to eat?
What's a fruit you want to squish into a paste and smear yourself with?
R2:
1: Pears
2: Banana and Apple
3: Apples
4: Where it's grown, cause there's a farm down the road.
5: Crap apple war. Best thing ever.
6: Tomatoes are gross.
7: Coconuts.
8: Watermelons. It's surprisingly not bad.
Rip:
1: Apples
2: Coconut, the hard stuff could be used I guess.
3: Underripe crab apples.
Storm:
1: Too many
2: Bread fruit.
3: BAAANAANANA.
What fruit would you dump down the back of someone's shirt?
What fruits would you take during a junk food apocalypse?
Question Summary:
1) What's your favorite fruit?
2) If you could create a smoothie containing fruit and only fruit, what would the fruits be?
3) What's the fruit you've most recently eaten?
4) Would you rather take a fruit from a supermarket or from where its grown?
5) If you could play a sport with fruit, what sport and what fruit?
6) What fruit do you dislike the most?
7) If you could you use a fruit as a weapon what fruit would you use?
8) What fruit peel would you eat?
9) Which fruit is most prevalent in your household?
10) Which fruit would you use to make into a gun?
11) Which fruit would you use as ammo?
12) How many ways have you misused fruit?
13) What's a weird fruit you want to eat?
14) What's a fruit you want to squish into a paste and smear yourself with?
15) What fruit would you dump down the back of someone's shirt?
16) What fruits would you take during a junk food apocalypse?
My Answers:
1) Apples*
2) Apples and Oranges.
3) Apples.
4) Supermarket.
5) Baseball with an Apple.
6) I don't know THAT much about fruits, but a few such fruits would include kiwis, avacados**, and coconut**.
7) Apple.
8) Apple.
9) Apples and bananas (it's about equal).
10) Banana.
11) Apple.
12) Depends on the definition of misuse, but probably a few times.
13) I have no interest in "weird" fruits.
14) Banana***.
15) Oranges*
16) Apples and Oranges*.
Star Definitions:
* (used in 1, 15, and 16): Tomatoes would be an answer if they were a fruit. However, there is controversy on whether tomatoes are fruits or vegetables.
** (used in 6): Of the three answers given to #6, I only know of kiwis as a fruit. The other two were answers from previous users in this thread.
*** (used in 14): Technically, I DON'T want to do that with any fruit.
Tomatoes would be an answer if they were a fruit. However, there is controversy on whether tomatoes are fruits or vegetables.
Tomatoes are fruits, technically. Botanists at least, consider it such. It's the fact that in cooking, fruits are usually used as sweetening ingredients or such, and so tomatoes break the traditional mold and as such are considered vegetables in the kitchen. But really, they're fruits.
Of the three answers given to #6, I only know of kiwis as a fruit. The other two were answers from previous users in this thread.
Avacados have seeds, and thus are fruits. Coconuts can technically be classified as a fruit, vegetable or a nut, as the 'meat' of the coconut is referred to as a fruit, the coconut itself is a nut, and the oil that you can harvest from coconuts can be considered as "vegetable oil". It really depends on how you look at it.
Technically, I DON'T want to do that with any fruit.
Why not? You've never smeared yourself with fruit before? Hasn't everybody? Boy, you're missing out.
Okay well now I'll answer the new questions.
9. The most prevalent will have to be apples, bananas, and grapes.
10. Probably banana.
11. Rambutans or Marulas. Foreign fruits make great ammunition.
12. More times than I care to remember.
13. Dragon fruit
14. Blackberries! Or another fruit with black paste.
15. Horned melons
16. Kiwis or Bananas
What fruit would you dump down the back of someone's shirt?
What fruits would you take during a junk food apocalypse?
Whatever it is as long as it's cold and at least moderately spiky.
ALL OF THE FRUITS except the ones I hate.
1) What's your favorite fruit?
2) If you could create a smoothie containing fruit and only fruit, what would the fruits be?
3) What's the fruit you've most recently eaten?
4) Would you rather take a fruit from a supermarket or from where its grown?
5) If you could play a sport with fruit, what sport and what fruit?
6) What fruit do you dislike the most?
7) If you could you use a fruit as a weapon what fruit would you use?
8) What fruit peel would you eat?
9) Which fruit is most prevalent in your household?
10) Which fruit would you use to make into a gun?
11) Which fruit would you use as ammo?
12) How many ways have you misused fruit?
13) What's a weird fruit you want to eat?
14) What's a fruit you want to squish into a paste and smear yourself with?
15) What fruit would you dump down the back of someone's shirt?
16) What fruits would you take during a junk food apocalypse?
1) Grapes
2) Orange, banana, and strawberry
3) Apple
4) I would rather take it from where its grown
5) Bowling with a coconut
6) I hate kiwis and strawberries*
7) I would use a pineapple, dem spikes.
8) Grape peels are pretty good.
9) I would say grapes
10) Banana
11) Watermelons
12) So many times.
13) Rambutan fruit
14) Covered in the slime of grapes.
15)kiwano melon
16) Grapes and bananas.
1) What's your favorite fruit?
That's a tough one... but I'm going to have to go with tangerines! Little miniature oranges that you can eat a million of at a time... how can you go wrong? =)
2) If you could create a smoothie containing fruit and only fruit, what would the fruits be?
Honestly, I think just about any fruit combination would make a delicious smoothie! Unless you threw in a tomato...
3) What's the fruit you've most recently eaten?
Tomatoes are technically fruits, and I just ate some salsa a few hours ago... so I think that one takes the cake. The fruitcake! =D
4) Would you rather take a fruit from a supermarket or from where its grown?
Considering I don't live anywhere near a fruit farm of any kind, the supermarket is far more convenient! Is the flavor between the two locations really much different, after all?
5) If you could play a sport with fruit, what sport and what fruit?
Football with a lemon would be fun... the shape is already perfect!
6) What fruit do you dislike the most?
I will not eat a papaya... those things are just not meant to be eaten! =P
7) If you could you use a fruit as a weapon what fruit would you use?
A banana!
8) What fruit peel would you eat?
The peel of an apple doesn't taste too bad and it's filled with vitamins!
9) Which fruit is most prevalent in your household?
I always have bananas. Always. I eat one just about every day it seems!
10) Which fruit would you use to make into a gun?
If you squeeze a tomato, it makes a pretty good squirt gun!
11) Which fruit would you use as ammo?
If we're talking about slinging fruits with a slingshot, apples can travel pretty fast... and boy do they hurt!
12) How many ways have you misused fruit?
I can't think of any way I've ever used fruit for any purpose other than consumption. =P
13) What's a weird fruit you want to eat?
Any of these three fruits would be fun to try! I'd definitely also like to try the ones Ernie15 displayed on that same page.
14) What's a fruit you want to squish into a paste and smear yourself with?
I wouldn't mind being covered in tomato paste! =)
15) What fruit would you dump down the back of someone's shirt?
I'd think a handful of cold grapes down the shirt would be pretty uncomfortable!
16) What fruits would you take during a junk food apocalypse?
In the right environment, apples can last a pretty long time. Provided that I had my trusty refrigerator on hand, apples would be my fruit of choice during an apocalypse!
I might as well add a question of my own...
If you could eat just one fruit for the rest of your life, what fruit would it be?
I would eat apples. MMmmmmmm apples and you can mash them into a pulp once you get old and icky and your teeth turn green and fall out.
Wasn't this thread dead some time ago?
*Looks at First posts' "Posted Nov 24, '13 at 12:30pm"*
Nope. You must be thinking of another infamous R2 Fruit thread, my friend.
Nope. You must be thinking of another infamous R2 Fruit thread, my friend.
Ahh, I must be thinking of the thread "What the heck is wrong with Kiwi's?" or "melons". Something like that.
Ahh, I must be thinking of the thread "What the heck is wrong with Kiwi's?" or "melons".
Nope... coconuts!
But there is definitely a common theme regarding who created both of these threads... =P
1) What's your favorite fruit?
2) If you could create a smoothie containing fruit and only fruit, what would the fruits be?
3) What's the fruit you've most recently eaten?
4) Would you rather take a fruit from a supermarket or from where its grown?
5) If you could play a sport with fruit, what sport and what fruit?
6) What fruit do you dislike the most?
7) If you could you use a fruit as a weapon what fruit would you use?
8) What fruit peel would you eat?
9) Which fruit is most prevalent in your household?
10) Which fruit would you use to make into a gun?
11) Which fruit would you use as ammo?
12) How many ways have you misused fruit?
13) What's a weird fruit you want to eat?
14) What's a fruit you want to squish into a paste and smear yourself with?
15) What fruit would you dump down the back of someone's shirt?
16) What fruits would you take during a junk food apocalypse?
1) I like rambutans. They are tons of rambutans in Malaysia.
2) Apples and bananas. I always wanted to taste that.
3) Grapes.
4) If its near I would take it from the farm itself, but Im no close to a farm.
5) FRUIT NINJA!!!!!
6) If a bitterground is a fruit, thats my choice. If not, well, cherries.
7) Durians.
8) Apple peels.
9) Durians.
10) Banana.
11) Grapes.
12) twice, I think...
13) Whats an Avocado?
14) Bananas.
15) Tomatoes.
16) Rambutans.
1. Probably Pears. They are delicious.
2. Strawberries and bananas. (So imaginative aren't I?)
3. I just ate a banana.
4. I think it would be fun to be able to pick a mango off a tree.... Or a coconut off a palm tree on a tropical paradise...
5. I would definitely play tennis with a watermelon.
6. Probably moldy fruit. That is no bueno.
7. Coconuts. You can fill them with gun powder and blow stuff up.
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I guess I'll answer storms nutty questions:
1. Me and my sister went out at 10:00 at night on Halloween and started throwing moldy plums down the street. We actually hit a car windshield.
2. Dragon fruit. I've heard it's relative to a kiwi.
3. Perhaps.... Raspberries. That way the seeds would stick to everything.
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Now for my questions!
1. If you had to dress as a fruit, what kind of fruit would you pick?
2. If you had a pear, an apple, and a coconut, which one would you eat first?
3. What kind of fruit would you like to throw at someone?
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I would eat apples. MMmmmmmm apples and you can mash them into a pulp once you get old and icky and your teeth turn green and fall out.
0_o That's... Definitely worth looking forward too when you get to be 89.
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