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King

Posted December 31, '14 10:32pm UTC

Welcome to the Keymettic Arena, brave Forumnauts. Please keep your wits about you. We are currently in the fourth stage of experiments. Things may still be a bit glitchy here, so please be careful or you may wind up [randomed] or worse. Please keep the following in mind:

1. This might be one of the stupidest forum games you will play.
2. You probably have no idea what is going on here.
3. Forum rules still apply here.
4. Please use OOC if you are not in-character. All Forumnaut games are RP-lite. You're playing a character but you're playing yourself.

I will be keeping watch from my laboratory and try to resolve any glitchy issues that may occur during this experiment, but I make no promises. If you do happen to die during this experiment, please make another post and you will automatically be revived. You will lose an attack during resurrection.

As a Keymettic Warrior, you have three stats: Key, Met, and Tic. Each of these three stats are important in their own way. You are also outfitted with equipment of your choice.

When signing up for this experiment, please roll 3d6 points to your Key, Met, and Tic and assign the rolls to whatever stat you wish. Please also choose your main hand (MH) and offhand (OH) equipment.

CHARACTER SHEET
Name: (Your Username)
Age: (optional)
Background: (optional)
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Hands:
Main:
Off:
Armor:
Head: nothing (0)
Torso: shirt (0)
Legs: pants (0)
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Base stats:
KEY:
MET:
TIC:

For default Knights:
Hands: 3d6+2 / +10
Main: Knight's Sword
Off: Knight's Shield
Armor: Knight's Armor +30
Head: Knight's Helmet
Torso: Knight's Body Armor
Legs: Knight's Leg Armor

For default Mods
Hands: 10d10
Main: Banhammer
Off: ---
Armor: Mod Aura +60
Head:
Torso: Mod Cape (neck)
Legs:

ARMORY
Your available equipment is as follows:
Axe of Rargh! - 1d12 (MH)
Clink Clank Sword - 3d4 (MH)
Parrying Dagger - 1d4 / +3 (OH) - Blocks certain attacks with a 4 roll.
Pew Pew Blaster - 2d6 (MH)
Plink Plank Sword - 1d6 (OH)
Plonk Plonk Shield - +5 (OH)
Really Big Shield - +20 (MH + OH) - Also defends one other person.
Wicked Ninja Blade - 3d4+2 (MH) - Please be careful with this! I'm pretty sure it's cursed.
Wicked Ninja Dagger - 1d4+2 (OH) - Please be careful with this! I'm pretty sure it's cursed.

Seasoned Forumnauts have access to better equipment.
ConsecuCount Cannon - 1+ (MH+OH)
Req: Successfully count to 100.
Special: Passive: Requires a minimum of three people to operate, the consecucount cannon gains 1 damage each successful attack and resets to 1 each 100th sequential successful attack on cooldown.

Redactive Shield - +8 (OH)
Req: Must have been redacted, deleted, descended, etc.
Special: Active: Cancels damage of next attack on self. Once per battle.

Ascendent Sword - 3d4 (MH)
Req: Must have been ascended, etc.
Special: Active: Doubles damage of next attack on selected target. Once per battle.

Golden Carrot Stick - 3d4+3 (MH)
Req: Gantickest Gantestant
Special: Passive: Double damage vs rabbity types.

Knight's Sword - 3d6+2 (MH)
Req: Knight
Special: Double damage vs. dragony types.

Knight's Shield - +10 (OH)
Req: Knight
Special: None.

Banhammer - 10d10 (MH+OH)
Req: Moderator
Special: Active: Banninate. Works on Users, Knights, and anything that isn't immune.

Mod Cape - +20 (Torso, neck)
Req: Moderator
Special: Passive: Negates damage of next attack on self after Banhammer special is used, except from anything that is immune to Banhammer special.
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Stage One??? | Stage Two | Stage Three

Welcome to the [b]Keymettic Arena[/b], brave Forumnauts. Please keep your wits about you. We are currently in the fourth stage of experiments. Things may still be a bit glitchy here, so please be careful or you may wind up [randomed] or worse. Please keep the following in mind:

As a Keymettic Warrior, you have three stats: [b]Key[/b], [b]Met[/b], and [b]Tic[/b]. Each of these three stats are important in their own way. You are also outfitted with equipment of your choice.

[b]CHARACTER SHEET[/b]
Name: (Your Username)
Age: (optional)
Background: (optional)
-----
Hands:
    Main: 
    Off: 
Armor:
    Head: nothing (0)
    Torso: shirt (0)
    Legs: pants (0)
-----
Base stats:
KEY: 
MET: 
TIC:

For default Knights:
Hands: 3d6+2 / +10
    Main: Knight's Sword
    Off: Knight's Shield
Armor: Knight's Armor +30
    Head: Knight's Helmet
    Torso: Knight's Body Armor
    Legs: Knight's Leg Armor

For default Mods
Hands: 10d10
    Main: Banhammer
    Off: ---
Armor: Mod Aura +60
    Head: 
    Torso: Mod Cape (neck)
    Legs:

[b]ARMORY[/b]
Your available equipment is as follows:
[b]Axe of Rargh![/b] - 1d12 (MH)
[b]Clink Clank Sword[/b] - 3d4 (MH)
[b]Parrying Dagger[/b] - 1d4 / +3 (OH) - Blocks certain attacks with a 4 roll.
[b]Pew Pew Blaster[/b] - 2d6 (MH)
[b]Plink Plank Sword[/b] - 1d6 (OH)
[b]Plonk Plonk Shield[/b] - +5 (OH)
[b]Really Big Shield[/b] - +20 (MH + OH) - Also defends one other person.
[b]Wicked Ninja Blade[/b] - 3d4+2 (MH) - Please be careful with this! I'm pretty sure it's cursed.
[b]Wicked Ninja Dagger[/b] - 1d4+2 (OH) - Please be careful with this! I'm pretty sure it's cursed.

Seasoned Forumnauts have access to better equipment.
[b]ConsecuCount Cannon[/b] - 1+ (MH+OH)
Req: Successfully count to 100.
Special: Passive: Requires a minimum of three people to operate, the consecucount cannon gains 1 damage each successful attack and resets to 1 each 100th sequential successful attack on cooldown.

[b]Redactive Shield[/b] - +8 (OH)
Req: Must have been redacted, deleted, descended, etc.
Special: Active: Cancels damage of next attack on self. Once per battle.

[b]Ascendent Sword[/b] - 3d4 (MH)
Req: Must have been ascended, etc.
Special: Active: Doubles damage of next attack on selected target. Once per battle.

[b]Golden Carrot Stick[/b] - 3d4+3 (MH)
Req: Gantickest Gantestant
Special: Passive: Double damage vs rabbity types.

[b]Knight's Sword[/b] - 3d6+2 (MH)
Req: Knight
Special: Double damage vs. dragony types.

[b]Knight's Shield[/b] - +10 (OH)
Req: Knight
Special: None.

[b]Banhammer[/b] - 10d10 (MH+OH)
Req: Moderator
Special: Active: Banninate. Works on Users, Knights, and anything that isn't immune.

[b]Mod Cape[/b] - +20 (Torso, neck)
Req: Moderator
Special: Passive: Negates damage of next attack on self after Banhammer special is used, except from anything that is immune to Banhammer special.
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[url=http://armorgames.com/community/thread/12301677/count-to-100-insert-coin-here]Stage One???[/url] | [url=http://armorgames.com/community/thread/12309816/the-forumnauts-and-the-secret-rift-chamber-of-the-nefarious-ganticombs-100-contained/page/1]Stage Two[/url] | [url=http://armorgames.com/community/thread/12352164/the-forumnauts-and-the-experimental-forum-game-for-nefarious-porpoises]Stage Three[/url]

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Chryosten

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Herald

Posted March 23, '15 11:40pm UTC

Name: Darkfire45
Age: Unknown
Background: Comes from the depths of the underworld to collect people's souls to experiment on.
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Hands:
Main: Ascendent Sword - 3d4
Off: Redactive Shield - +8
Armor:
Head: Dingy cloak (0)
Torso: shirt (0)
Legs: pants (0)
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Base stats:
KEY: 12
MET: 5
TIC: 6

I attempt to attack the wolf. 3d4=10

DICE RESULTS

10 = 3d4

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Duke

Posted March 24, '15 2:00am UTC

Name: FishPreferred
Age: Very old for a bear, which isn't all that old, actually.
Background: A lumbering black bear who seems dispassionate about everything. Has an encyclopaedic knowledge of obscure things with no practical application. While not a conventional Forumnaut, he may have inadvertently closed the rift while searching the porpoise tanks for unguarded herring.
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Hands:
Main: Jack War claws x2 - 2d6+2 (MH/OH)
Off: Jack War claws x2 - 2d6+2 (MH/OH)
Armor:
Head: nothing (0)
Torso: shirt (0)
Legs: pants (0)
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Base stats:
KEY: 10
MET: 05
TIC: 15

I call upon the dark powers of Inlérah to smite the God of Misfortune.

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Jester

Posted March 24, '15 2:26am UTC

Name: StormWalker
Age: Spaghetti & no Meatballs.
Background: The last femalloid. Killed all the rest.
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Hands
Main: Questionable Spear (2d10?)
Off: Questionable Spear
---
Armor
Head: Crown of Hypnotism (0?)
Torso: Leather vest (+5)
Legs: Leather Breeches (+5)
---
Base
KEY: 11
MET: 15
TIC: 12

"Are there any other Gods walking around in Arnabi?"

[OOC: Well, it's not like the TIC stat is important or anything...]

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King

Posted March 25, '15 1:15am UTC Edited March 25, '15 1:17am UTC by Gantic

Darkfire45 attempts to attack the wolf. 1d20=8
The rabid wolf manages to turn Darkfire45 inside out.

The Black Rabbit of Inlé has no jurisdiction outside of rabbits.

"All gods visit Arnabi. Arnabi is paradise," the rabbits tell StormWalker.

DICE RESULTS

8 = 1d20

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Jester

Posted March 25, '15 1:28am UTC

"Would any of the gods happen to have a vial of yellow liquid?"

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Duke

Posted March 25, '15 2:21am UTC

Whaaaaaat- Okay. I call upon the might of Lord Shardik to smite the God of Misfortune.

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Jester

Posted March 25, '15 3:09am UTC Edited March 25, '15 3:09am UTC by StormWalker

Shardik

[OOC: Do you mean the Shardik that's the Guardian of the Beam with Maturin or the other Shardik that the first Shardik was based off of? when I see Dark Tower references I get excited]

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Duke

Posted March 25, '15 3:46am UTC

OOC:

Do you mean the Shardik that's the Guardian of the Beam with Maturin or the other Shardik that the first Shardik was based off of?

I mean Shardik, the embodiment of the Ortelgan god.

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Chryosten

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Herald

Posted March 25, '15 10:26am UTC

I go shove some of the pink grass down the wolf's throat.

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King

Posted March 25, '15 6:35pm UTC Edited March 25, '15 6:36pm UTC by Gantic

"A vial of yellow liquid? No gods hold a vial of yellow liquid, but the God of Misfortune holds a yellow vial of liquid."

Shardik is miffed that FishPreferred called a rabbit before the bear god and refuses to listen to FishPreferred's prayer.

Darkfire45 attempts to stuff pink grass down the wolf's throat. 1d20=1
Success! The rabid wolf is now a rabid rabbit.

DICE RESULTS

1 = 1d20

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Duke

Posted March 25, '15 7:24pm UTC

I collect the trap again and attempt to throw it (teeth-forward) at the God of Misfortune.
1d20=7

DICE RESULTS

7 = 1d20

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Jester

Posted March 25, '15 10:38pm UTC

"Do you know what the yellow liquid does or its significance??"

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King

Posted March 26, '15 1:20am UTC Edited March 26, '15 1:21am UTC by Gantic

FishPreferred throws the trap at the rabid rabbit, but nothing happens.

The Bunnillion attacks FishPreferred. 20d20=201
FishPreferred is annihilated.

A piece of FishPreferred's spiritual energy is absorbed into the spear.

"No, we don't know what it is for," the rabbits reply to StormWalker.

DICE RESULTS

201 = 20d20

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Duke

Posted March 26, '15 1:52am UTC

I try to coax the God of Misfortune over to the altar.

OOC: If it didn't do anything, why did they all attack?

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