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joshua_setyantoro
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Can I order beer here?

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Doombreed
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*warp portal has released a truckload of demons by now*
*shadow head summons another dark minion*
*psychic head projects a telekinetic barrier at the door to stall the arrival of the raptors"

Oops... O_O

Chryosten
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Alright. Time to test out the singularity gun I stole from a lab.

*fires it near the demons causing a mini black hole to appear*

*black hole absorbs the demons before imploding*

Doombreed
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Time to test out the singularity gun I stole from a lab.

A lab? you haven't been meddling around in @HahiHa 's lab have you?

At any rate nice work but the portal still remains open. Lucky for you, I know how to open and close these things...Unfortunately though, I am not joining until you take care of the Celestial head, that thing can do real damage against demons.

Chryosten
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you haven't been meddling around in @HahiHa 's lab have you?

Nope. This is completely separate from @HahiHa 's lab. (I think)

Anyway, onto the celestial head.

*starts firing the singularity gun at the hydra*

HahiHa
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Nope. This is completely separate from HahiHa 's lab. (I think)

It is. Otherwise you wouldn't be here ^^

*meanwhile the raptors arrive at the telekinetically barred door. Completely blocked out at first, their cyborg components begin developing resistances to psychic attacks. They enter step by step, faster and faster*
Doombreed
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*by now another batch of demons has arrived through the portal*

But that mini black hole is not strong enough to cut off the heads and suck them or big enough to absorb the whole hydra. However some demons are inadvertently absorbed in the black hole.

*The rest take steps in ensuring their survival by attacking Chryos while staying in a reasonable distance from the hole*

*earth head buries into the ground*
*fire head launches a fireball at the door, setting it on fire*
*lightning head charges up electric attack*
*toxic head lays poisonous spikes at the door*
*holy head, charges holy attack*
*celestial head empowers lightning head*
*air head charges up an air attack*
*Dark head charges up a dark attack*
*Daemonic head charges up daemonic attack*

Oh well, let's remain optimistic...it seems to be panicking at the thought of the raptors arriving...I suppose that may be a possibly good sign...you know, probably!

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*Notices a portal opening* They must have communicated with the whole Hydra force for back up! *Hydra's sprint all the way in to Chrysos and etg* I believe they're coming up with a big plan to destroy us all and take their avenge for killing other creatures of their Race *Pulls out the Lightsaber and Slashes all the Hydra's Running upon us*

HahiHa
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*the 12 raptors stop and crouch to evade the large part of the fireball attack. They now gain resistance to fire. Using their blink ability, they manage to completely break out of the psychic barrier, avoid the poisonous spikes, and reappear in a widespread half-circle several paces from the Hydra, keeping some distance between each other to avoid AoE attacks. They get ready to pounce on the Hydra*

Doombreed
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*Lightning Head fires an empowered Thundering Blast at one raptor*
*Dark head fires shadow blast at another*
*Earth Head lets off an earthquake that hits everything*
*Daemonic Head fires Void Cannon at one Raptor*
*Air Head fires a Turbo Blast at one Raptor*
*Holy Head Fires a Seraphic Ray at one raptor*
*Daemon army attacks the raptors*
*Shadow minion strikes from the shadows at one raptor*

It desperately tries to get rid of your pets HahiHa, I'll give you that. But it summoned backup.

Anyway, try to go for the celestial head, I can help.

Chryosten
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Let me adjust this gun in order to increase it's power and size.

*fiddles around with singularity gun before firing it at the hydra again*

Doombreed
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*Hydra starts getting pulled but Earth head burrows into the ground, anchoring the beast and preventing it from being absorbed*

Well that worked quite well

HahiHa
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*the charged thundering blast and seraphic ray are too fast and powerful and kill one raptor each on the spot*
*one raptor is wounded by the shadow minion, but develops resistance to darkness*
*the other raptors manage to blink away quickly enough to avoid the other single attacks and the main tremor of the earthquake (which is ineffective against their size anyway)*

My raptors! Alright, let's end this! *whistles a short melody*

*two raptors jump on the holy head and shred it*
*two raptors jump on the celestial head and shred it*
*the wounded raptor retaliates upon the shadow minion*
*the remaining five raptors engage the fight against the daemons*

You guys focus on severing the earth head! *fires magic bolts at the remaining Hydra heads to distract them*

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*after some walking, reaches the "end" of the hallway*

What should I do now?

*an evil silhouette appears in front of me out of nowhere and jumps towards me*

*starts hearing evil voices saying strange words*

*wakes up and appears in The Tavern again*

oh! am I too late for the fun?

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*the hydra fails to notice a steel cable being slung around the neck in the ground*
*a motorized winch starts up beside some upturned tables, tightening the cable to 800psi*
*the hydra sees a shiny metal periscope peering over the tables*

Chryosten
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Alright. What are you doing Fish? Severing the Earth head? Let me help you with that.

*quickly tosses all my weapons back into a portal before getting out a giant cleaver*

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