Welcome to You don't want to read this thread, but you can't help yourself, a bad translation game. I will occasionally update the title of this thread with newer translations.
HOW TO PLAY 1. Copy the above user's sentence and paste it into a translator. 2. Translate it into a Non-English language. 3. Copy and paste the translated sentence into the translator and translate it back into English. 4. Tell us what language you translated to and post the result in this thread.
RULES 1. It is okay if the message doesn't change. 2. Use any language or translator, but not the same language as the user above you. 3. Do not post any translation that would break site rules.
EXAMPLE Gantic: You don't want to read this thread, but you can't help yourself. Player 1: English --> Urdu ---> English
"If you do not want to read this thread, but you can not help yourself." Player 2: To Thai and back
"If you do not want to read this. But you can not help yourself."
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You don't want to read this thread, but you can't help yourself.
I took the liberty of making a new paragraph, made thanks to a random paragraph generator.
An exercise ducks after a cotton! The defect flashes? The developer struggles within any wood picture. A dead household camps outside a unimportant cable. Why won't a wealth change?
I'll kick this off by translating it into the language of Querétaro Atomi which I've never heard of.
"A duck action a cotton! Default blinks? The developer fights inside a picture of him. A home forces for a cable of no importance. Why won't the wealth change?"
The paragraph is almost too random to be able to easily notice changes. It's quite entertaining nonetheless.
