Come here and post your Chuck Norris facts/jokes. Please don't go on some site, copy a million of them, and paste it here. A maximum of 5 per post. But you can post again of course. I'll start with my favorite one: Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door. Also feel free to type lol as many times as you want as long as you post a fact/joke.
In the beginning... there was nothing. Then chuck norris round house kicked that nothing in the face and told it to get a job. The universe was created.
Chuck norris ordered a big mac at burger king and got one.
