Come here and post your Chuck Norris facts/jokes. Please don't go on some site, copy a million of them, and paste it here. A maximum of 5 per post. But you can post again of course. I'll start with my favorite one: Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door. Also feel free to type lol as many times as you want as long as you post a fact/joke.
Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11.... a suicide.
A Handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.
Chuck Norris originally appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch."
At the end of the Guiness Book of World Records it says that all world records are held by Chuck Norris. The ones in the book are just the closest anyone else has ever gotten.
On December 25th Chuck Norris sent a Birthday card to Jesus even though it wasn't his Birthday. Jesus was to scared to correct him and today December 25th is known as Jesus' Birthday.
You want to know what caused the Big Bang? Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked God in the face.
If you can see Chuck Norris he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you have about 2 seconds to live.
If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris has more money than you do.
LOL!!! And to anyone else who doesn't like Chuck Norris like Zega, don't post here.
Chuck Norris was the forth wise man, who gave Jesus the gift of the beard. The other wise men were jealous because Jesus preferred his gift other theirs, so they decided to cut him out of all history books. They all suffered roundhouse-kick related deaths.
Chuck norris can grow money on trees. Chuck norris caused the baby boom in Europe during the 18th century. He got there by roundhousekicking the space-time continum.