Come here and post your Chuck Norris facts/jokes. Please don't go on some site, copy a million of them, and paste it here. A maximum of 5 per post. But you can post again of course. I'll start with my favorite one: Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door. Also feel free to type lol as many times as you want as long as you post a fact/joke.
If you type 'find chuck norris' into google and click the I'm feeling lucky button, the results will say, 'we couldn't find chuck norris because you dont find chuck norris, chuck norris finds you'.
If you type 'find chuck norris' into google and click the I'm feeling lucky button, the results will say, 'we couldn't find chuck norris because you dont find chuck norris, chuck norris finds you'.
haha i remember when i found that on my own on accident. I flipped out for a minute, then busted out laughing.
Lightning never strikes the same spot twice because it knows Chuck Norris will be waiting.
Chuck Norris proves everything the same way. A roundhouse kick and a note of dismissal.
The long list at the end of Chuck Norris movies isn't the cast and crew, it's the list of all of the people Chuck Norris caused the death of during the filming.
