Come here and post your Chuck Norris facts/jokes. Please don't go on some site, copy a million of them, and paste it here. A maximum of 5 per post. But you can post again of course. I'll start with my favorite one: Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door. Also feel free to type lol as many times as you want as long as you post a fact/joke.
The long list at the end of Chuck Norris movies isn't the cast and crew, it's the list of all of the people Chuck Norris caused the death of during the filming.
Could people look at the jokes posted already? This is a waste of space if you don't submit new ones.
A lot of people think that democracy was created when the government decided to give people power, but the real reason is that Chuck Norris went back in time, and killed the person who led at the time, who was enforcing Monarchy, and the only people to take over were the people. The reason we never heard of him is because he never did anything. Thanks to CK!
After much debate, President Truman decided to drop the atomic bomb on Hiroshima rather than the alternative of sending Chuck Norris. His reasoning? It was more "humane".
Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
