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slliM
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To play this game you list ways you can get kicked out of Wal-Mart.

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1. No borrowing from other sites.
2. Nothing containing anything that looks like a profanity.
3. No spamming.
4. Don't post more than 10 ways at a time.
5. You must post more ways than just 1 way. Posting 2 is fine.
6. No repeating ways.

Guess I'll start us off.

1.Run around in the Aisles naked.
2.Grab a bike off the shelf and ride it through the store.
3.Take one of the toy guitars and hit it on the ground and have one of your friends scream "Thank you (Insert town here)!!!!"

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slliM
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Can someone else keep updating the list now?

I'm gonna go play spore so I need someone to update the list..

frogger
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sorry im about to log off..

Parsat
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1. Hog a video game display and refuse to get off it when other people want a turn.

2. Take a box of extra large condoms and complain loudly to a cashier for a bigger size.

mistermanomanoman
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Get a box of condoms, walk up to the help desk, and prominently dilplaying the box, ask where the fitting rooms are

tennisman24
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haha i like that one

i got one

hide in the middle of the clothes thing and when the person is looking at it u be like man that shirt would look terrible on u and they like freak out hahaha

Kramer_Cuh
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use the pole where the little numebrs are at where the clerks are and use it as a stripping pole

Lucky613
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go inside and start handing out flyers for costco

IAMMERCY
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well, if you go to a trailer park and yell on a megaphone "walmart s*cks" and you are garunteed to get the crap kicked out of you

slayer5454
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1. put entire rolls of tolite paper in the tolites thus clogging all the toilets!
2. take wheele off expencive bike and replace it with a hola-hoop
3. attack the manager yelling "vampire!!!"
4. step 1.
go to the power tools isle
step 2.
take the tools
step 3.
use them to rewire those placeing carts (the big ones that lift crates in the back of the store)
step 4. move the padio to the back of store
step 5. take a coca-cola bottle
step 6. Enjoy!

Aaroniscool
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26. Bring a Kroger bag.

27. Bring BK to the McDonald's restaurant.

28. Change the channel on one of those T.V.s

29. Go up to an unused cash register and say/do something completely inappropriate in the microphone

IAMMERCY
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declare walmart property of the CIA and put a closed sign on the front door

Kipdon
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30. Steal all the toilet paper from the bathrooms and stuff it in a cash register.

31. Plow an employee down with a cart.

bitasy1
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1. Take a baseball bat and start swinging at everyone on sight.
2. Steal some tennisballs and a tennisball shooter and start shooing the fire alarms and camreas.
3. Say a series of bad words into the microphone as loud as you can while wearing earmuffs you stole.

jdoggparty
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38. murder someone
39. steal something
40. eat there food

Ricador
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Go up to the security guard and ask if he has a gun, keep on asking him until he says yes, then run away screaming "HE HAS A GUN! HE HAS A GUN!".

Ask the clerk where the guns are, and when they tell you and start to walk away say "Oops, i almost forgot, also where are the depression pills?".

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