To play this game you list ways you can get kicked out of Wal-Mart.
Rules 1. No borrowing from other sites. 2. Nothing containing anything that looks like a profanity. 3. No spamming. 4. Don't post more than 10 ways at a time. 5. You must post more ways than just 1 way. Posting 2 is fine. 6. No repeating ways.
Guess I'll start us off.
1.Run around in the Aisles naked. 2.Grab a bike off the shelf and ride it through the store. 3.Take one of the toy guitars and hit it on the ground and have one of your friends scream "Thank you (Insert town here)!!!!"
1. Take your biggest hammer which you can find in your garage and make a manager happy with smashing his head 2. If you have a guitar, take it and make GUITAR HERO on cashiers gace 3. Say that Bush was a good preseident 4. If it's in Nevada, play poker on a cashiers desk 5. If it's in Texas, say that u f**k country music
1. repeatedly ask how much everything is in the "$1 section".
2. ask the manager what you're supposed to do when you rob a store.
3. play soccer with a rolled up ball of blankets, then play football with it, including ALL the customers and employees, and tackle each and every person.
4. throw your pistol at a checker in an attempt to rob the register
1. Peel off all the wrappers on every single Crayola crayon.
2. Get caught putting condoms inside backpacks on the 'Back to Preschool' aisle.
3. Don't flip off the security camera, give it a thumbs up! But instead of doing this once, do it about 100 times...with some friends.
4. Ask the manager where the nearest Target is.
5. 'Ding dong ditch' the model doors in the home improvement section.
6. Ask where the marijuana aisle is.
7. Deflate every basketball in the sports section by sitting on it without pants.
8. Ask where the bathroom is continually until somebody escorts you there, and then ask where the other bathroom is claiming they've led you to the wrong one.
9. Purchase the extra large condoms and ask the cashier if she's jealous.
10. Bring a single potato to the self-checkout, and ask an employee why it wont ring in.
11. Attempt to steal one of the floor tiles.
12. Attempt to steal a video game, while it's inside the glass casing.
13. Attempt to steal a belt, but not just any belt; the one that the manager is wearing.
14. Attempt to steal a Tonka truck by driving it away.
15. Sneak in two porn DVD cases from home, and ask the electronics cashier which one's main actress looks like Sarah Palin.
1. Ask if the have "1001 one ways to blow up a wal-mart" 2. take a knife to the clothes section cut up some clothes and put them on then get some make up and paint your face green then grab an airsoft gun and run around shooting people like rambo =J 3. walk around yelling out i could get this at costco five bucks cheaper!!! 4. eat all the cake and snacks in the store and then when your fat and chubby roll over all the customers 5. go in while high and only wearing a sock on your manhood and grab the nearest bass guitar and pretend your flea from rhcp until you get kicked out.
Go to the helicopters section and steal a Jet. Steal enough food and booze to last 30 days. Go to the bunny section and steal the fluffiest bunny there. Camp for 3 days to the ammunition section. Get 3 barrels of gunpowder, 125 boxed of shotgun bullets, 3 barrels of oil, 15 blocks of C4, 250 rounds of turret ammo and 1 match. Camp to the fire arms section. Blow a ditch in a corner of the floor. Put Gats, MK48s, AK47s, M28s, Protos, Desert Eagles, Pistols, UMPs, Macs, Shotguns, Grenades, Cherry Bombs, Sticks of Dynamite, L85, and DHHGJF65658586s. Go to the automobile section. You are down to 17 days worth of food. Get a tank. Go back and gather all the fire arms. Go back to the food section and gather 20 days more of food and booze. 35 days of food and booze left. Fly your jet above Walmart and drop all the remaining food on people and when they start getting their jets to shoot you down, put a match to the bunnies eyeballs and tell them to get off your trail. If they don't, have all the ammunition and explosives ready and light a match to it all.
