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slliM
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To play this game you list ways you can get kicked out of Wal-Mart.

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1. No borrowing from other sites.
2. Nothing containing anything that looks like a profanity.
3. No spamming.
4. Don't post more than 10 ways at a time.
5. You must post more ways than just 1 way. Posting 2 is fine.
6. No repeating ways.

Guess I'll start us off.

1.Run around in the Aisles naked.
2.Grab a bike off the shelf and ride it through the store.
3.Take one of the toy guitars and hit it on the ground and have one of your friends scream "Thank you (Insert town here)!!!!"

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jonnypants23
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Go up to the security guard and ask if he has a gun, keep on asking him until he says yes, then run away screaming "HE HAS A GUN! HE HAS A GUN!".


Hahahha good one,that made me laugh for 5 mins!
chowdollas
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masturbate in the restroom and jizz on the mirrors

FutureUSMC
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Glue the toilet seats
Take all the carts and take the wheels off

Put the lil sensor from clothes and put them on the shopping carts (everytime they leave with a shopping cart the buzzer will go off)

Change the store around completely =)

Serenade_Shotgun
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1. Chill with all your friends behind the counters.
2. Steal...
3. Make out with your girlfriend infront of shoppers.
4. Put on a hug bra, and run around screaming..?
5. Hug random people, and employees.


=)

jonnypants23
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5. Hug random people, and employees.


I mite try that one lol.
FutureUSMC
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hahahahah oh i got one inspired by Serenade_Shotgun

Make out and do stuff to the manicans!

acejammer
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Get Wal-Mart to do that ban game in the armor games forum games

Demonshredd
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scream SEXIST!!! at the manager

Demonshredd
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get a bunch of heavy items and line them up at the counter, after about the 30 minutes it will take her to scan all the heavy stuff (cuz u got so much) say you left your wallet at home and you realized wen she started scanning the stuff but you didn't want to interrupt her while she was working and then leave the counter with all the heavy stuff still on it and then come back to the counter 5 minutes later and ask her if she's gonna put that stuff back (LOL)

vmanisme
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1. throw something at their cameras
2. graffiti
3. SAY THAT K-MART IS BETTER

joethebon11
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Run around screaming "blue light special aisle 5"

Hit on the grannie greeter

Thats all i got for now but i should think of some tomorrow

matthewsims
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SHOOT THE FOOD!!!

matthewsims
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Buy a gun and ask for a ski mask!

Zega
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Er.... What is Wal-Mart???

shermzx
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ON the radio full blast and do a chicken dance wearing boxers

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