To play this game you list ways you can get kicked out of Wal-Mart.
Rules 1. No borrowing from other sites. 2. Nothing containing anything that looks like a profanity. 3. No spamming. 4. Don't post more than 10 ways at a time. 5. You must post more ways than just 1 way. Posting 2 is fine. 6. No repeating ways.
Guess I'll start us off.
1.Run around in the Aisles naked. 2.Grab a bike off the shelf and ride it through the store. 3.Take one of the toy guitars and hit it on the ground and have one of your friends scream "Thank you (Insert town here)!!!!"
call the republican manager a maverick. take a computer, hack it urself and return it for 15 bucks extra cause it was hacked "when i got it" wink wink.
A store?!??! A BIG STORE??????!?!??!?!!!!!!? Omg! I love big stores! How come I am the only one on AG that doesn't know what a Wal-Mart is??? OMG! NO WAY! O_O Well, steal everything in it.
1. attempt to make out with the mannequins in the clothing sections.
2. while buying a soda, shake it up, then put it back. repeat with all the other sodas.
3. go to the pet section, release the parakeets, then yell "PTERANADON ATTACK!!".
4. repeatedly ask "excuse me, where is the 'wall' section?". when told they don't sell walls at Wal-mart, angrily scream at the manager and accuse him of being misleading.
Things ive done to get kicked... 1. Made a giant fort with pillows and blankets with 3 friends. Then we accedently fell asleep and had a parent come in and tell us off.. She then told a employee who came buy and we ran outta there... Down the up elevator lol. 2. Go to the 1 dollar toy section. Take a bunch of toys and put them in a urinal... we could fit alot in one urinal lol. 3.Have a huge nerf gun fight.. (over 10 ppl) Take the nerf guns outta package (or if already out the better). Grab them. Take all the nerfs u can find and fit them in pockets and guns... then fire around the whole store. If employees start chasing you? Well lets just say u got alot more targets. If theres to many, book it outta walmart, make sure to drop the gun sumwhere cuz u can get arrested for stealing otherwise lol
Go in wearing cammo and buy a gun. Then go to the clothing section and sit in a pile of clothes with a mannequin laying across you and the gun on your lap crying, "They got Bubba man, they got Bubba."
