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firetail_madness
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I'm bring back "If life gives you"
The original thread was deleted through a glitch.

This is how you play:
The person above you starts a sentence with "If life...(it does not have to be gives you). It's pretty much a question. Then you answer the question in a wacky or ordinary ordeal, than create a question of your own.

EXAMPLE:
#1 - If life gives you lemons
#2 - Make lemonade.
If life breaks your computer...
#3 - Sue life.
If life destroys your car...

And so on, although you should make it longer and more descriptive than the example.

Rules -
1) All answers must be at least 3 words long.
2) No spam.
3) Nothing inappropriate.
4) Forum rules still apply.

I'll start:

If life gives you a cat and a dog, and you could only choose one...

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ogiigo
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ogiigo
87 posts
Nomad

let it

if life runs at you with a tree...

Tarmorman
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Tarmorman
17 posts
Nomad

omg RUN!!

if life craps on your head

Runedesaster
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Runedesaster
15 posts
Nomad

Hire Death to kill life




if life gives you a plate of explosive nachos while you are starving in the desert...

Pois0nArr0w
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Pois0nArr0w
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Nomad

Pfft. That's just a mirage. I'd go to the Chic-fil-A just past those dunes.

If life just plain ignored you...

Tarmorman
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Tarmorman
17 posts
Nomad

bring out the M16 on life.

if life took away all our AP...

singid25
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singid25
1,262 posts
Nomad

Give LP! (life points)

If life started to go downhill...

St1cKyH4nd
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St1cKyH4nd
114 posts
Nomad

build stairs

if life gives you life

leo99rules
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leo99rules
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Nomad

then you kill life

if life gave you 1 dollar...

ogiigo
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ogiigo
87 posts
Nomad

buy chips

if life won't let you sleep.....

Ithae
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Ithae
256 posts
Nomad

Then you play video games all night


If life gives you ogiigo...

hypoxia
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hypoxia
589 posts
Nomad

give life ogiigo back, i don't want him/her...
if life gives you Cupid's bow and arrow...

Larokes
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Larokes
25 posts
Peasant

make yourself a harem...
if live gives you the bodie of an housecat...

Runedesaster
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Runedesaster
15 posts
Nomad

Bite the owners

if life gives you a million dollar house but takes all your money for food and bills...

Pau11Wa11
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Pau11Wa11
527 posts
Nomad

get a million more...

If life wont let you life...

shayneii
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shayneii
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Peasant

Then you die.

If life gives you Justin Timberlake's mom...

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