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firetail_madness
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Blacksmith

I'm bring back "If life gives you"
The original thread was deleted through a glitch.

This is how you play:
The person above you starts a sentence with "If life...(it does not have to be gives you). It's pretty much a question. Then you answer the question in a wacky or ordinary ordeal, than create a question of your own.

EXAMPLE:
#1 - If life gives you lemons
#2 - Make lemonade.
If life breaks your computer...
#3 - Sue life.
If life destroys your car...

And so on, although you should make it longer and more descriptive than the example.

Rules -
1) All answers must be at least 3 words long.
2) No spam.
3) Nothing inappropriate.
4) Forum rules still apply.

I'll start:

If life gives you a cat and a dog, and you could only choose one...

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knk2765
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knk2765
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Nomad

Kill yourslef because life would be boring with no pain

If life gave you a chance to own the world

knight_34
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knight_34
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Farmer

I would turn it down.

If life gave you a pint of beer...

Remofalius
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Remofalius
480 posts
Nomad

drink it!

If life gives you a bottle of poison...

knight_34
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knight_34
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Farmer

Drink it!

Nah, I would safely dispose of it.

If life eats your pants while you are in class...

Runedesaster
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Runedesaster
15 posts
Nomad

Act like you wanted it to

If life gives you onions on your hamburger...

quickshift
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quickshift
349 posts
Nomad

Tell it to shut up.

If life was easy..

singid25
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singid25
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Nomad

then you obviously don't know what REAL life is.

If life have you the chance to destroy everything on this planet including yourself...

ogiigo
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ogiigo
87 posts
Nomad

Do it.

if life was a basketball and it gave you the choice to live on the black stripe or orange surface which would you chose..

sourwhatup2
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sourwhatup2
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Jester

Black stripe there are less of those.. different.

If life gave you a spoon and a knife what would you do..

ElfCheese
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ElfCheese
81 posts
Nomad

Ask life if he has a fork somewhere

If live gave you a WoW disc and a computer...

singid25
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singid25
1,262 posts
Nomad

Sell the WoW disc and upgrade the computer.

If life gave you a chance to go back in time...

Runedesaster
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Runedesaster
15 posts
Nomad

Do it and make yourself the richest man alive


If Life Made Break your computer...

lol888
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lol888
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Nomad

they you wouldn't be able to write in to forums

If life made you marry the ugliest undead un-devorcable sticky woman..

singid25
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singid25
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Nomad

hmmmmm... I'd either kill her or myself. Or both.

If life gave you a cute puppy you could only have for a day...

calvin12
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Nomad

id sell it for 500 dollars
if life gives you a rifle you..

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