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firetail_madness
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Blacksmith

I'm bring back "If life gives you"
The original thread was deleted through a glitch.

This is how you play:
The person above you starts a sentence with "If life...(it does not have to be gives you). It's pretty much a question. Then you answer the question in a wacky or ordinary ordeal, than create a question of your own.

EXAMPLE:
#1 - If life gives you lemons
#2 - Make lemonade.
If life breaks your computer...
#3 - Sue life.
If life destroys your car...

And so on, although you should make it longer and more descriptive than the example.

Rules -
1) All answers must be at least 3 words long.
2) No spam.
3) Nothing inappropriate.
4) Forum rules still apply.

I'll start:

If life gives you a cat and a dog, and you could only choose one...

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firetail_madness
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Um, depends what she looks like.

If life gives you a picture of yourself...

Larokes
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Larokes
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Peasant

You make a photomontage with it.

if live send you back to 80's...

Ithae
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Ithae
256 posts
Nomad

Im only 13 so it cant happen.

If life gave you...

crimsonblade55
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Shepherd

then you figure out what life gave you

If life gives you a flying bell pepper that is on fire...

eyrie991
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eyrie991
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Nomad

make someone eat it XD

if life kills your family...

Maverick4
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Maverick4
6,804 posts
Peasant

Inherit the familys non-existent fortune.

If life gave you a vegi-burger...

Runedesaster
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Runedesaster
15 posts
Nomad

Get some meat.


if life gives you flaming potato chips...

Tarmorman
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Tarmorman
17 posts
Nomad

make the cat eat it.

if life takes your cookie...

sinopoli32
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sinopoli32
181 posts
Nomad

get it back

if life gave u high school again...

supersonicsoldier
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supersonicsoldier
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Nomad

become the king of high school and take what ever you want whenever you want with a couple of huge friends to get your back so you will always be on top

if life makes you have the hardest football coach in the state who makes you run 5+ gassers(run up back, up back from the side lines)every day at practice

Sarthra21
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Sarthra21
1,079 posts
Nomad

Drop out of the team.

If life gave you a lottery ticket...

knight_34
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Farmer

Use it.

If life gave you premium tobacco, champagne, a suit and a Tommy gun with ammunition...

singid25
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Nomad

Give them to a person, wait for him to become big time mobster then turn him in for some cash.

If life gave you a clone of yourself....

knight_34
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Farmer

Dispose of him!

If life puts you in a situation where you find yourself as an admiral of a fleet, laying siege to a town...

singid25
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Nomad

Then I lay siege to the town. obviously.

If life gave you immortality except to suicide...

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