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firetail_madness
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I'm bring back "If life gives you"
The original thread was deleted through a glitch.

This is how you play:
The person above you starts a sentence with "If life...(it does not have to be gives you). It's pretty much a question. Then you answer the question in a wacky or ordinary ordeal, than create a question of your own.

EXAMPLE:
#1 - If life gives you lemons
#2 - Make lemonade.
If life breaks your computer...
#3 - Sue life.
If life destroys your car...

And so on, although you should make it longer and more descriptive than the example.

Rules -
1) All answers must be at least 3 words long.
2) No spam.
3) Nothing inappropriate.
4) Forum rules still apply.

I'll start:

If life gives you a cat and a dog, and you could only choose one...

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sinopoli32
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Unite the whole world in a peaceful way as a country, Earthitania, where all people get along

If life made Earthitania exist...

firetail_madness
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Jester

Life would be boring.

If life was boring...

sinopoli32
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Peasant

Cause war in Earthitania, between America and The rest of the world

If life made America in a war with the rest of the world...

firetail_madness
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If it's Earthitania, America doesn't exist.

If life said america didn't exist....

sinopoli32
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Peasant

Then start a country called Americana that is based off freedom and liberty and all that other stuff

If there were an Americana...

loloynage2
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Shepherd

Good thing!

If life was good....

firetail_madness
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Jester

That's good!

If life was still good...

sinopoli32
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Peasant

You would somehow mess it up

If life were messed up...

firetail_madness
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Jester

You would make it good.

If life was good...again...

sinopoli32
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Peasant

I would make $1,000,000 and spread joy to others with it

If you had a million dollars to use only on other...

firetail_madness
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Jester

Give it to your parents.

If life gave money to your parents but none to you, and your parents wouldn't buy stuff for you...

sinopoli32
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Peasant

Then wait till they die, and get inheritance

if life gave you a $1,000,000 inheritance...

firetail_madness
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Jester

Time for comfy living!

If life gave you comfy living...

(Wow, this went from dead bird to comfy living)

TSL3_needed
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Become extra comfy!

If life gives you life without parole in Pelican Bay Super Max Prison. . .

firetail_madness
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Jester

Escape plan ready?

If life gives you an umbrella while walking outside in super hot sunlight...

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